*The house phone starts ringing*
Wash Buckler, picking it up: Hello?
Kidnapper: We have one of your friends~
Wash Buckler: Which one?
Kidnapper:
Kidnapper: What the fuck do you mean, which one?!
Wash Buckler: Well, depending on who you kidnapped, you actually don't have them, they have you.
Kidnapper:
Kidnapper: The gay one
Wash Buckler: Congrats, you've described all of us in one sentence.
Kidnapper: the blue one
Wash Buckler:
Wash Buckler: Night Shift is upstairs yelling at Freeze Blade, and the only other blue one is ME, so that can't be right.
Kidnapper: I'm trying man!
Wash Buckler: *snickers* Your also colorblind, apparently
Kidnapper: No I'm-
Wash Buckler: Look, can you just say his name already?
Kidnapper: His?
Wash Buckler:
Wash Buckler: Are you not talking about one of my teammates?
Kidnapper:..Excuse me-
Wash Buckler: I mean I still care if you aren't, I just didn't expect-
Kidnapper: N-no, I am talking about member of your team-
Wash Buckler: Uhhh, no ya aren't
Wash Buckler: All current members of the Swap Force are men.
Kidnapper: But I have one of the Sensei's???
Wash Buckler: You-
Kidnapper:
Wash Buckler:
Wash Buckler, barely holding back laughter: You thought you were on the phone with the Sensei's?
Kidnapper:
Wash Buckler: I mean I'm flattered but like... is this your first time or something?
Kidnapper........maybe.
Wash Buckler: Well, at least I know she's alright.
Kidnapper: But how-
Wash Buckler: Tidepool might not be a member of my team, but she's Spy Rise's best friend and let me tell you,
Wash Buckler: If that woman is your hostage, *chuckles* No she fucking isn't
Wash Buckler: *hangs up*
Kidnapper:
Kidnapper: I'm never gonna see the light of day again, am I.
Tidepool, standing right behind him: Only for 20 years
Disclaimer: The last part has been removed for extreme violence against a complete idiot.
