FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD DRAGON!
Where I grew up we didn’t celebrate Christmas exactly, but we DID celebrate the shortest day of the year. We would chase the darkness away with lots and lots of fire! And we would chase each other all around the sky and the air would be full of all my brothers and sisters! So for all of you here are some dragons to chase each other around and into your bellies! MMMMMMM!
For Miss Daisy, here is a lucky talisman! A shaman gave it to me a loooong time ago and it lived in one of my secret stashes for a long long time! I hope you like it. @daisyxlynch
For Darling Dakota, here is A TELESCOPE! I was not exactly sure what you would like BUT you like the outdoors and this is pretty! I found it when I was going through my collections. It is about three hundred years old I THINK??? So I don’t know if it still works. It might not. BUT UM THEN IT WILL BE A PRETTY DECORATION? Anyway I hope you like it! Happy Christmas! @xdakotawintersx
For Mister Damien! Books! I made them! One of my bestest friends ever taught me how to make these back when they were making all the porn in China. And he also taught me how to paint! Soo I made the covers too! I hope you like them :D You can draw tattoos in them! Or! Whatever you like! :D @xdamienblackx
Mister Rude Butt! This is not a present it is a trade. These are for us to play with. FOR US. Because I want a playdate I have felt TERRIBLY TERRIBLY NEGLECTED THIS SEASON BY YOUUU. Anyway I hope you had a good Christmas anyway mister RUDE BUTT and if you want me to stop CALLING YOU MISTER RUDE BUTT you better come beat that CHEEKINESS out of me hmmmm? SEASONS GREETINGS HAPPY HOLIDAYS LOVE YOU MISTER RUDE BUTT! @masterdominick
Miss Frankie! A little birdie told me that you collect old coins! And I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME! This is just one but it is I THINK the oldest one. I got this when I was a FIERCE VIKING! Well sort of a Viking. Not really. BUT SORT OF! I was living in Kalmarunionen which is sort of Scandinavia now? And we had lots of leftover treasure from when they used to be Vikings but I was just a baby then. But this is a Roman coin! It was minted by Emperor Trajan, and it’s apparently very rare. It was used to pay soldiers! And they were so well paid with these coins that they couldn’t even use them in the markets. Heehee! Anyway, when the Romans got fought by the guys who lived in England already, they lost this, and then the Vikings went and raided and took all their treasure including this, and THEN it ended up in my town! And I took it SHUSH I’M JUST A LIL HOARDING DRAGON. So here you go I cleaned it up all nice. Happy Christmas! @frankiexvanderbilt
MISTER GRIFFLES! For youuuuuuuuu I have given you SOME OF MY BEARD! I am just joking. It is not my beard. BUT IT IS A DRAGON BEARD! That’s what it’s called. It’s candy! I tried to make it but I am not sure it’s completely as good as it could be if someone who actually knew how to properly make it made it BUT! AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE! It’s made of honey and such. And then I put more honey on it. IN CASE IT IS GROSS! D: But hopefully it will not be heehee. LOVE YOU! Share them with your fluff because they look like fluff. @griff-osbeorn
Miss Beautiful Jo my gift to you is returning your boots that I stole. BUT FOR A GOOD REASON! Because I have also got you some NEW BOOTS! YAY NEW BOOTS! I didn’t want to guess your size but I saw these and HECK THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!!!! They will suit you perfectly and hopefully they are sooooooper comfy. LOVE YOU FROM JACE. @professor-jo-augello
Mister Levi! Happy heckin Christmaaaas. I had noooo clue what to get you SO! HERE IS BOOOOZE! And some pants. They are gold. Dragons are very into gold. COUGH. Happy Christmas! @levixmatthews
Sweet Miss Lily, I wish you a super happy Christmas. For you I have this! Now I don’t know if you are allowed this BUT it folds up into a case! And you can hiiiide it away! And bring it round to the den and we can ROCK OUT YEA! But quietly for your ears. WOO! I didn’t know what music you liked so I have got you a subscription to a thing which sends you a record and a bottle of wine to enjoy it with every month! I know you don’t really drink but if you want we can do a swap and Master can have the wine and we can make you something! Or you can just come chill. IT WILL BE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE YOU OVER MUAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE US happychristmasweloveyou. @liliana-cassily
Miss Qhuinn. You are a super lovely kind person. And I hope you have A LOVELY CHRISTMAS! This is for your horsie! I cleaned it up and polished it all nicely so it will be nice for him. Maybe we can go riding some time? That would be lovely. ANYWAY just so your horsie does not look prettier than you (not that that would be possible ever) there is some matching jewellery for youuuu. They belonged to a lovely Countess I used to know. IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE HEEHEEHEEHEEEE but don’t tell anyone it’s a secret shhhh. HAPPY LOVELY CHRISTMAS! Kisses. From Jace. Love you. @southernxwolf
Sweet Lovely Delicious Quinten! For youuuu! SOME DEVILISHLY GOOD COFFEE! Get it? Cus you’re an angel? But I know you like coffee so here is some DELICIOUS coffee. I am a bit of a coffee expert my old boss was a coffee ADDICT so I am great at picking it and he liked this one very much. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!! @quinten-sawyer
Dearest Mister Rafael. I love you so much. I hope you had a lovely Christmas with all of us who love you. I will be using my present when I come over but here it is! I hope this will make you feel good for a little bit. I hope you don’t mind if I steal you from your Jaguar for a while. It is very special to have known you. There is some lovely massage oil and some incense and we will have a lovely night. @rafael-theonewhowanders
Miss Skyler! Happy lovely Christmas!!! I hope you had a lovely day and HERE is a gift for youuu! and also for me. IT IS TO MAKE YOU AS FLUFFY AS YOUR LOVELY FLUFFY BOYFRAAAAN! He calls you his fluff so here is EXTRA FLUFF FOR YOU also it is a bear. Heehee. LOVE YOU HAPPY CHRISTMAS! @skyler-campbell
Mister Maaaanspider best teacherrrr!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS! I know this holiday is probably not SPOOPY enough for you but here is a present to SWEETEN the deal yes it is EIGHT POUNDS OF STARBURST because I see you eating them in class YEAH NO SNACKS IN CLASS MY BUTT MISTER SNEAKY SNACKER! Anyway these should last a while and now I am your FAVOURITE STUDENT MORE BLOWJOBS FOR MEEEE!!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU GIVE YOUR HOT BOYFRIEND A BIG SNOG FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE @inkstitches
Mister Scott, I have made you some kitten cuppycakes! I hope you like them! They are not a lot but my other present is... well I was hoping we could have a playdate sometime soon? I would like that a lot. HAPPY CHRISTMAS SIR! @xscottlandenbergx
Miss Tiffany! As it is Christmas and you are so fashionable I thought you would like to look like THE MOST HANDSOME CREATURE OF ALL! I had lots and lots of fun at your fashion shoot and if you ever need a model you know where I aaaam! HAPPY CHRISTMAS! @tiffanyxtalbot
Tommytommytommy! Happy Christmas!!!!!! I have got you MORE SKATEBOARDING GEAR because I tried it and oH BOY CAN YOU GO A BIT QUICK! So here is some stuff to keep you safe. I hope very much that you had a LOVELY HOLIDAY LOVE JACE! @tommyheavyshield
Miss Winter! THIS IS YOUR HOLIDAY!!!! YAAAAAY! I hope you are enjoying it! I didn’t reaaaally know what to get you so I have brought this! It used to belong to my witch, and she had it in her family for generations. And then when I was rescued from her I got all her stuff and I never really knew what to do with it but I think I would like for it to be used for good rather than hurting so here! I hope it is useful! Happy Christmas! @winters-lust