#tiffcandy

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Amadeus: why is Candace on Tiffany's shoulders?

Winter: she likes to feel tall

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Big brain: writing The Ultimate Parent-Saving Road Trip in Candace's POV and narrating her love for a giant shark girl as if it's the most normal thing in the world

Also big brain: writing The Ultimate Parent-Saving Road Trip in Tiffany's POV and having the readers have no idea she's a giant shark girl until the first time a normal person sees her and faints

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Today on yet another episode of "I've taken a horror thing and made it domestic:" Tiffany smiles the biggest around Candace. She generally tries to hold it back, but she's just so happy to see Candy that she can't help but damn near split her head in half with that toothy unnatural smile

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tiffany/candace!!

Tiffany falls in love first, but once Candace catches up she loves Tiffany more

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Pirate Candace's persona is approximately three things: young, strong, and about to make it everyone else's problem.

Meanwhile any mind reader can tell you she's constantly brainstorming ideas for her wedding.

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The bitch leered at her, head at just the wrong angle, ornate knife held in too delicate fingers. Candace snapped her gum.

She flickered, ragged bones and skull flickering through her skin like a malfunctioning hologram. "Would you take this seriously for one fucking minute, you dumb bitch? I'm about to sacrifice you and your wife!"

"Nah."

"YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN IT!"

Candace looked at her, fully bone and floating a full foot off the ground, and snapped her gum again. Tiff's cackle bounced off the walls till it was a cacophony of racket.

"Trust me," she said flatly. "You're obviously competent. I mean, look at what you've done with the whole, like, bone situation. Pretty complicated. But you're messing with something you really shouldn't be."

"Like what? You?"

"Oh, my dear." Frost crept up the stone with a low crackle. "My daughter's not the one you need to be worried about."

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I love how Candace's internal monologue reacts to Tiffany calling her pretty by being like

"TIFF NO LONGER HAS EYES THAT CAN SEE"

"Or she has a zit fetish"

"…wait would thinking I'm attractive because of a zit fetish be gay?"

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[text] Just met you but there's something interesting about you.

[text] You wouldn't be hiding any secrets, now would you?

[text] You're pleasant so far.

[text] Never mind.  I shouldn't be talking at all.

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