#tiggs

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My dedicated nurse declares that it is nap time

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The song of the sammy oil

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Beasties being sweet and making this pain flare a lot brighter 🩵

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He likes to sleep on my face

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Juicy, fluffy, eepy

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Tiggs has a history of urinary issues so he's on a wet food diet, I mix it w water and salmon oil to create a kind of slurry. Instead of attempting to eat it normally, he slurps up as much soup as he can, walks over to the carpet, spits it out, and then eats at his leisure. If anything he does it more when being watched/scolded. And he always wants to cuddle right after eating so I'm often woken up with his little face dripping on me. Or he'll jump into my lap and shake like a wet dog. We call him stinky and tell him to groom himself and he just seems proud and showboats his mess even more. I've nearly concussed myself slipping in the kitchen due to his eating habits, even with his bowl contained in a cardboard flat. His top household nickname is Juicy.

Is he just an alien? I wake up to him drooling in my mouth at least once a month. He's like a sweet, soggy sleep paralysis demon. My carpet is crusty and my cat often mysteriously wet.

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He loves his bird tv

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POV you haven't given him an attention in 4 minutes