Lunch Convo w/ Tim and Andrew
Tim: Yo homie, do you have any salt?
Andrew: No, but I have these condoms.
Tim: Perfect, 'cause I'm eating mashed potatoes!
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Lunch Convo w/ Tim and Andrew
Tim: Yo homie, do you have any salt?
Andrew: No, but I have these condoms.
Tim: Perfect, 'cause I'm eating mashed potatoes!
Birthday Planning w/ Tim & Andrew
Andrew: What do you have planned for her birthday? Make dinner? A little R. Kelly?
Tim: Put my dick in the mashed potatoes?
Andrew: WTF?!
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I was poppin it like tarts
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