#tim wolcott

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"Fly Slow" by Tim Wolcott. Recorded Live at the Purple Onion. 

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Had such a great time at Gaia's Garden last night, hosted by lovely Helen Pachynski!  Hope you all enjoy!

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Bathroom graffiti is so confusing these days!

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Check me out at last nights show!  Because I just keep getting funnier and funnier and funnier and funnier and...

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MMmm!  I could go for a Tasty Tim Wolcott right about now!

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Dirty Trix is on board with The Tim Wolcott!!

The campaign to relabel the Arnold Palmer as the Tim Wolcott made its way to Dirty Trix Saloon last night.  And, I have to say, the more I travel around and talk to real Americans, the more I feel the people are ready for the change.  People are fired up and lining up for a tasty Tim Wolcott.

I went last night and worked out a whole set worth of new material that pretty much killed!  I worked out the last few jokes I needed to for Saturday at the Purple Onion.  And based on the response last night, Saturday is pretty much going to be the funniest set I've ever said out loud.  I can't wait!

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Tim Wolcott by. Larry Rivera

[Captured almost a year ago at McGrath's Pub. Tim is taking a Pringles shot by the way.]

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Excuse me, Mr. Palmer? I'm taking your drink.

Where as, I have been a lifelong drinker of half iced tea and half lemonade and,

Where as Arnold Palmer was hardly the first person to put iced tea and lemonade together in the same glass.

Therefore a precedent has been set that when one is bold enough to stand forth and claim the drink as their own, they have the right to do so.

So let it be written then that hence forth the drink formerly known as the Arnold Palmer, shall from this day forward, for all intents and purposes be referred to as the Tim Wolcott.  Spread the word on menus worldwide.

A Note to Mr. Palmer:

Mr. Palmer it is not out of any disrespect for you or your many accomplishments that I choose this moment to launch my campaign to take your drink.  In fact, it is quite the opposite.

If I may be frank, Mr. Palmer, you are not a young man.  It was for this reason that I chose to mount this campaign while the legend that is Mr. Arnold Palmer is still with us.  While you are still here, sir, to defend your drink.

Mr. Palmer, I challenge you.  If you believe that this drink should indeed forever be yours, then I challenge to start the campaign anew to let every man, woman, and child know that the combination of iced tea and lemonade is called the Arnold Palmer.  However, if by some twist of fate, you have been waiting for someone, such as myself to step forward and claim the drink as their own, than I challenge you to pass the torch, Mr. Palmer.  Pass the torch and pass it to me.

Sincerely

Tim Wolcott