#timber rants

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Constantly Coughing Creator

Furina felt the familiar feeling of the creator taking control of her as they used her to run around Mondstadt. She hasn’t been a vessel for the creator for long but in that short time she’s felt the creator’s care and love for her. Things were quiet when the creator took over. Only the sounds of the world and the idle chatter of her party members fill the silence. That was until a new sound filled the air causing the whole party to go quiet. Coughing. Not just normal coughing but deep rough ones with gasps for air in between. Furina felt her body frozen in that moment not by her own will but because she was still being used by The Creator but clearly they can’t use her at the moment. Furina was stuck internally panicking. The Creator, the one that truly gave her purpose back after the prophecy, might be dying and she can’t do anything but stand here frozen. She could hear snickering from one of the other party members as the other two were continuing casually chatting as though their Creator wasn’t sounding like they were coughing out their lungs. Things went quiet and Furina feared for the worst but then the Creator started moving her again and going about their day. Wanderer, the one who was snickering at her panic earlier simply said. “Get used to it. It’s not rare.” Furina didn’t know how to feel about the fact that this happened to the Creator so often that everyone else in the party is used to it.

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So I frequent have coughing fits and don’t talk much while playing Genshin unless I’m on call with someone. So I imagine the first few times I use a character and go into a coughing fit it’s just a moment of “Holy shit did god die?!” and then I start playing again. I imagine that Amber and Razor who have been on my team the longest it’s just business as usual at this point but Furina who is the most recent addition to my team is just freaking out every time it happens while Wanderer makes fun of her.

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So I had a SAGAU moment a second ago. I was staring at Arlecchino because she’s not going to tell me to not look into her eyes and then she just slowly turns her head away. I follow her with the camera and her head just snaps back forward like she knew she got caught. Lol

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Okay so I call my cat a baby a lot and I imagine in SAGAU they can’t see beyond the screen and can only hear. I imagine all the characters are like “Oh my god! The creator has a child!” I imagine they prepare a top of the line nursery in preparation for when the Creator finally descends. They go out searching for the best people in childcare in Teyvat because their Creator is probably already going to be so busy. The least they can to is provide childcare. Later when the creator actually descends they realize the creator was actually talking to their beloved cat.

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Idk what to call this

An odd phenomenon has been happening in the Mondstadt Library for the last few weeks. One that has even the librarian Lisa being put to work. Multiple books have been appearing in the library with no explanation. Most of which seemingly being unfinished however that’s only a hypothesis Lisa can make due to the how short they are. Some even being completely blank save for a title and what seems to be a summary. They’re written in a language no one in the knights including Lisa herself have seen before. The weirdest part though is how everytime you look at where the author’s name should be on one of the books, it’s a different name. Lisa had decided to try to send one of the books to be analyzed by scholars in the Akademiya but not even a day later she found the book she sent back on the shelf the book first appeared on.

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Imagine in SAGAU that the characters think you’re username is your actual name.

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I’m having thoughts again. help-!

Anyway imagine if the Creator was into SCP. Do you think the Genshin characters would realize it’s fiction? I can imagine Dottore using the Creator’s interest in this foundation to justify his experiments. Collei would probably be terrified.

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Constantly Coughing Creator pt.2

Arlecchino was surprised when she found that she was now a vessel for the creator she heard about. Including from her own children even if they weren’t the most commonly used vessels. What was even more of a surprise was that the notoriously silent creator was speaking and it wasn’t only their voice. There were two voices. They talked about many things she didn’t fully understand but she felt herself get stronger as the two decided on ‘artifacts’ and ‘leveled her up’. Even as a coughing fit wracked The Creator’s body, just like Lynette and Freminet described, The Creator seemed so happy that she had ‘come home’ as The Creator called it. The words felt right and for a moment she wondered if this was the feeling of ‘home’ that Clervie wanted before pushing those thoughts away. The Creator, despite having these coughing fits, seemed to love her vessels dearly even the ones she didn’t use. Though Arlecchino couldn’t help but wonder what kind of state The Creator was in and what could possibly cause it to such a being. Perhaps the Tsaritsa would know…