#time warps

[houroftickingtime]

i fear i seen the brat part coming...

STOPPPPP😭😭

ok you have a point. but you know what. I'M GONNA FUCKING OWN IT!!! i AM a brat. AND THE BRAT LIFE ROCKS!!!!

[randomabnormality]

Places where reality exists a little differently

· the middle of a wide set suburban street at sunset

· a bookstore when it's mostly empty

· your grandparents' house

· the local playground thats surrounded by trees and a walking trail

· quick trip parking lots at 2 am

· old diners anytime after dark

· a field in the middle of winter filled with untocuhed snow

· the inside of your car at midnight

· your closet at night

· the front porch, or overhang at your house when it's pouring down rain

· the airport early morning

· the library at noon

· the back parts of home depot and lowes on a slow day

· the highway only halfway through a road trip

· any carls Jr's that exists

· highway truck stops/ giftshops

[houroftickingtime]

BITCH

I'M TELLING A TRUSTED ADULT ABOUT THIS @simplydarko DARKO DARKO DARKO THE SNAIL JUST CALLED ME A BITCH!!!!!!!!

[houroftickingtime]

is this an actual clock?

Adjusts glasses to try to understand somehow.

DR BUTTERFLY!!! i've seen you trying to clone Will... he doesn't seem too happy about it...

i am NOT an actual clock. or maybe i am. i don't know. i could be. i am a person but... also not!! i like to think of myself as more of an... embodiment of time. time is so weird and strange and wonderful, and warped at times. and i guess i'm kind of like that too?? i'm not sure... the hourglass just speaks to me!

[houroftickingtime]

can i come out of the time loop please.

🌀 anon

uhhhhhhh. uhhhhh???????? i. HUH?????? i can't control time, lowk i wish i could but i can't😭😭😭 are you good????? ummmmm. uhhhhhh how can i help???? why are you in a time loop anyway💔💔

[houroftickingtime]

Tell the time? Why, my curious ticking friend, it seems it is time for you to get a watch!

THE RADIO DEMON!?!

wow. ok. uh. well, hello, mr. Radio Demon!! or do you prefer Alastor? either way, hello!

as a matter of fact, i already have a watch!! gorgeous pocketwatch that i managed to snag for less than half price while it was on sale. but i am curious, indeed! and i like to think of myself as an embodiment of time, to some extent. so when i say "tell the time," perhaps i mean to tell me things?? i'm not sure. it just seemed like a fitting thing to put!!

do YOU have a watch, Alastor?? and what exactly does a Radio Demon do in their free time???

[houroftickingtime]

Twin wanna get not so legally drunk with me and go to karaoke 😔

I had a Hella bad day 😔✌️

ABSOLUTELY TWIN i thought you'd never ask, getting not so legally drunk and singing karaoke is my speciality😝😝😝

oh FUCK NO who hurt you twin, who do i need to beat up with my newly-ish-gifted-to-me baseball bat

[houroftickingtime]

Your life is so interesting and I can’t tell if you’re suicidal or not considering your interactions with Hannibal </3

Anywho!!! I’m bored do you need a broke mentally ill teen girl in premed as your therapist!!!! Might be fun i dunno

— @little-pink-ribbon 🎀😇

atp it's just like. fuck it we ball??? i do what i want pretty much!!

PREMED??? that's so fucking AWESOME RIBBON!!!! i used to want to do medicine and then i realised. well. you gotta put in a lot of work. and i'm lazy so😭😭 but sure, be my therapist!!!