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Me: "What are we even doing?"

Karee: Same thing we do every night Pinky, watch tentacle porn

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That moment when you’re cramping but in to much pain to get pamprin

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I’m engaged

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One of my best friend's childhood friend got in a really bad accident and I've never even TALKED to this guy but I'm sending him tiny finger condoms and a note to tell him to get laid, it's ok, I found his size

i'm a bad person

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I TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THIS I'M SO SORRY

Tagged! 92 Questions About Me!

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

I was Tagged by silversilentstar

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage: Cranberry sierra mist (MA SHIT) 2.last phone call: My teacher aka the worst teacher I've ever had 3.last text message: Ehhhhh either my friend Karee or Dami I think it was Karee though 4. last song you listened to: Bloody Shirt by Bastille 5. last time you cried: About a half hour ago tbh

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice: Nope 7. been cheated on: Nope 8. kissed someone & regretted it: Nahhh I've kissed a few people when I was a kid, a few times I was forced to kiss (long funny story) but I don't regret it, I think it's funny and cute 9. lost someone special: My angel... 10. been depressed: 24/7 11. been drunk and threw up: NOPE! I've been buzzed though, it was my birthday shhhh

THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Blue, evergreen, oxblood (dear god I gotta be all specific it's like qvc)

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: YEP! (the person who tagged me actually) 16.Fallen out of love: Friendship love 17. Laughed until you cried: YEP 18. Met someone who changed you: ...not in a few years... 19.Found out who your true friends are: God yes 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep 21. Kissed anyone you follow/follows you: Nope

GENERAL:

22. How many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you on tumblr: three or four (and if that fourth one still follows me go to hell) 24. Do you have any pets: HELL YEAH! I got to doggies, Maggie and Koegel ^_^ 25. Do you want to change your name: My dream name would be Omaris Storey 26. What did you do for your last birthday: Sat at home, opened presents, tbh hated myself 27. What time did you wake up today: two pm? yeah I think so 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was thinking about an awesome scene for my book and listening to the Lolita audiobook 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Shutocon! (so many other depressing things but) 30. Last time you saw your Mother: Ugh she's less than ten feet away from me -_-. 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Shit only one? ... I wish I had my mum 32. What are you listening to right now: Falling by Bastille 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Someone in my 2nd drivers ed class I think was named Tom or Thomas, at least I think that's his name 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: life, school, life, life oh, did I mention life? 35. Most visited webpage: Facebook and Google I think 36. Blood type: O positive? I think... 37. Nickname: Obi Wan, Obi, Emi (by kids) Milly, Em (I hate that one)

38. Relationship Status: Single 39. Zodiac sign: Virgo I think 40. Pronouns: she/her 41. Elementary: Crossroads 42. High School: Penn 43. College: Full Sail (more like Full of Shit) 44. Hair color: Auburn (dark blonde naturally) 45. Long or short: Long, to my tailbone ^_^ 46. Height: 5’8” 47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Nope 48. What do you like about yourself?: My eye color, my mind, hair 50. Tattoos: none YET 51. Righty or lefty: Righty 52. First Surgery: Got a surgery in August for my teeth! 53. First piercing: Ears when I was three 54. First best friend: Karee and Dami (and my mum) 55. First sport you joined: None? 56. First vacation: I don't really 58. First pair of trainers: The hell are trainers? Tennis shoes? Wait I think so so I have no clue

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: fritos 60. Drinking: Cranberry sierra mist 61. I’m about to: write 62. Listening to: A lecture for school -_-

63. Waiting for: Nothing positive 64. Want kids?: God yes

65. Get Married?: Ehhhhhh 66. Career?: An author

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes 68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 69. Shorter or taller: Like the same hight or slightly shorter

70. Older or Younger: Same age or slightly older maybe?

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous AND romantic

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: I don't know, stomach maybe? Ehhhh? 73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive. 74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker but not a serious one, like the adorable kind (that makes so sense I know...)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: Nope 77. Drank hard liquor: One sip, it was AWFUL 78. Lost glasses/contacts: Dear god don't remind me! 79. Sex on first date: Never been on a date 80. Broke someone’s heart: How should I know? 81. Had your own heart broken: Not from a romantic relationship 82. Been arrested: Nope 83. Turned someone down: I don't think so 84. Cried when someone died: Not that I'll admit to 85. Fallen for a friend: Nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Ehhhhhhh mostly 87. Miracles: No 88. Love at first sight: Ehhhhhhh nah 89. Heaven: No. 90. Santa Claus: Sureeee 91. Kiss on the first date: I mean yeah 92. Angels: No, I mean not in the actual definition of angels

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Friends that swear as much as you do are friends forever

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kiss kiss why am I watching this?

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I introduced my best friends to each other and I was worried they wouldn't like each other and then all of a sudden they're talking about sacrificing me to the Short Gods to become taller

I've made a grave mistake