#timormortis

[totame]

timor-mortis replied to your post “samweechesters replied to your post “I’M ON A BLOG” I’M ON THE WRONG...”

sam and cheese sandwich C:

sTEFAN

[totame]

hEY DAMON HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN A CHURCH

[undeadgilbert]

timor-mortis replied to your post

casually picturing damon and stefan getting really drunk and measuring their dicks :')

[undeadgilbert]

Is my dick bigger than Damon's? (hi lou bye lou ily lou)

        "I don't know the answer. You tell me."

[psychopathindisguisearchive-blog]

"Don't look at me like that. Your key code was the last four digits of your number, you were basically inviting me to break in."

[psychopathindisguisearchive-blog]

timor-mortis started following you

you have about ten seconds to explain yourself and if you need more than ten seconds and/or your explanation sucks you have 5 minutes to  write your will on a napkin before i stab you with a fork

[immortaleclipse]

timor-mortis started following you

-pokes you-

[puerimmortalis]

+timor-mortis {highschoolxverse}

"Knock, knock." She tapped lightly on the slightly open bedroom door, hoping to find her brother inside. 

"You wouldn't mind helping your baby sister out?"