Jun 20, 2018
What are the best and the funniest Tinder descriptions?
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What are the best and the funniest Tinder descriptions?
JOSH, 24
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you want a relationship, I can tell you that I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired over a very long sexual career. Skills that have made me a dream for people like you. If you swipe left now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not persue you. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will fuck you.
ANGELIKA, 29
moth-eaten deer head at Non-objective atomic cluster
svambayhu, anarchist cicada admirer, incense huffer, ash wallower, dancer who falls down stairs, frog who plops in the pond. sorry there aren’t more pictures of me skiing, skydiving, hiking in the snow, i mostly moved to denver for the meth dispensaries. i have no career interests, i don’t subscribe to sobriety, zero interest in surface reality or babylon culture. i’m here for the thoughtless, i don’t like to talk about living in the moment with spiritual materialists or capitalist yogis.
JONATHAN, 21
enjoy driving my mustang it’s a stick shift I hate driving auto. Also a Dj that makes music with my friends now and I know how to work with my hand also like The Legend of Zelda
ELLIOTT, 29
I am a beautiful strong independent black woman. RAGE. REST. REPEAT. Gemologist. Jewelry Designer. Diamontaire. Goldsmith. Platinumsmith. Crystals! Art! Live Music! I like to snuggle up by a fire on a cold night, and oh yeah... long romantic walks... to the bank.
BEN, 27
i like playing guitar (METAL) snowboarding, however as far as listening goes anything goes except for some rap gospel and some country Btw the snowboarding pic is so old like 7 years the one with the grab Also thick girls are my weakness haha later
NOAH, 27
Empath, musician, infused candy packager, strong willed yet agreeable, dragon, “alien” believer; I play the fiddle, spin fire poi, do a little bit of wire wrapping, watch moving pictures, and dab like my life depends on it. I believe that we are all energetically connected. By radiating light and love, we finally might become part of tha rest of the universe! P.S. Twelve percent of human DNA originates somewhere other than Earth... just sayin’
MARIO, 24
Dork, real chill, I enjoy good conversations, documentaries good food, good beer along with nature, boxing, love animals and nutrition, tea, kombucha is life, outdoors type but sadly I don’t go out as much as I should : ( Let’s chat kick it maybe if you’re a weirdo too :p.