Update on tinder girl;
She’s amazing. She’s amazing and I think she’s the one. For real. I want her in my life and I want to make her happy.
We got sushi, and painted body-horror plants onto ceramic coasters, and then went back to her place and she made us espresso and we made out.
How many dates do we have to go on before I can ask her to be my girlfriend? I want her to be my girlfriend. Guys. Help a lesbian out.
For real, I’ve never felt this way about someone. I’m usually so reserved and hesitant. I’m the opposite of a uhaul lesbian… but she has me already planning our wedding and our garden and art room. Help.














