#tinder's dms

[officialtinder]

I...is there gonna be a baby??.. 🥺

im not pregnant, thats for sure 😊

[officialtinder]

https://www.tumblr.com/officialtinder/759570957749911552/httpswwwtumblrcomofficialtinder7595497492150?source=share

Where are you going

Is there something we don't know.

i have rights, you know. i (sadly) live in america, and i love exercising my rights under the 5th amendment <3

anyway bye

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[officialtinder]

https://www.tumblr.com/officialtinder/759549749215051776/httpswwwtumblrcomincognito-mode-official7595?source=share

I cannot be unconvinced that at some point there will be a baby in the pink sparkle family

This dude has been on and off nauseous for the past several weeks

Also he's been moodier than usual

Suspicious.../silly

-(avidmpregbeliveranon)

um. uh.

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[officialtinder]

https://www.tumblr.com/incognito-mode-official/759545502300782592/m-mpr-mp-mpre-no-i-shant?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/incognito-mode-official/759544911838298112/ghgghghh?source=share

Ppl are 'torturing' your husband lol.

what??? they need to pick on someone their own size (not him, obviously. hes incredibly tall now)

if you torture my husband and are 10 feet tall, come fight me. i'm awful at fighting but i care not!

[officialtinder]

Hello.👋

My name is Ali from Gaza. Due to the war in Gaza, an. My son yazan children injured. I appeal to you to protect my children and take them out of Gaza and help me complete treatment for my son abroad because his leg is at risk of amputation due to the lack of necessary treatment 😭. I humbly request a donation of €5 or more for my innocent children. I am not a robot or a scammer, and you can verify my story by requesting any information you need. Please donate and share my story.🌹🕊🇵🇸❤️🍉🇵🇸

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[officialtinder]

I'm Caroline from Gaza. Am sorry for sending you this request without your permission. My house was destroyed in the war, and my family lost everything. We've been displaced multiple times, but there's no safe place here. I'm battling Type 1 Diabetes and can't afford insulin, and my mother needs treatment for kidney failure outside Gaza. Any donation, no matter how small, can help us survive and get my mother the care she needs. A friend outside Gaza is helping with the donation program. Please reach out if you need more details.

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[officialtinder]

ye. *the tiny child nods yes* @honk-honk-motha-trucka

great!

[he croutches down by said child]

...so. erm. how are you? we haven't met yet, i fear... and im quite known to be bad at opening lines, haha.

[officialtinder]

*playing with stick in the dirt* @honk-honk-motha-trucka

oh! hello there! you're... one of my kids, yes? here, mind if i join you?