Tinder ❤️ @officialtinder - Tumblr Blog

hello, loves! im the "official" tinder of tumblr, and im here to be unapologetically gay and chaotic <3 (he/any prns)

my blog might be a bit nsfw at times, as the nature of tinder, but nothing more than sexual jokes.

asks and dms are open to all, just dont be too weird!

(not actually affiliated with tinder! dont sue my ass!)

#intro post #gimmick blog #gimmick account #tinder

local dating app fails to seduce algorithm (colorized)

#tinder talks #monster seeking monster #<- is the game if you dont know

2 years of being in this hellscape

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #tinder talks

willgrahamscock

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

segamascott

officialtinder

how

hexgh0ul

Had to explain that tumblr and tinder are not the same thing to my new supervisor while fully well knowing how many people meet partners on this damn website

officialtinder

they could be the same if you want

#tinder talks

queer-as-city-folk

officialtinder

i approve of all of these

gimmickverse-writer-anon

CHAPTER ONE of my gimmickverse fanfic — now out! Currently, @its-target-official & @walmart-the-official are the only blogs included, with @yes-im-youtube-kids prioritized to be added next. (And yes, I know, this first chapter is short. It'll get longer as I update it.)

REMINDER TO: Reblog one of my posts that I've made about my project specifically to be added to the list of people to add!

This is a repost, so if you thought you already had a tag from me — you did! I'm just doing it twice.

@incognito-mode-official @the-real-ecosia @darkstarbucks @im-pandora-i-promise @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-real-gmail @bingle-official @totally-bingle @the-real-google @totally-bing @official-firefox-nightly @the-tumblur-searchbar @not-not-turnblr @spotify-official @bonafide-browser-brave @definitely-mihoyo @wikipedia-the-non-official (SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE INACTIVE, I DON'T CARE. Toooo lazy to check every single blog. 🥱) (+ @its-target-official @walmart-the-official @yes-im-youtube-kids , it for some reason won't register as a tag up above so i'm putting it HERE instead.)

officialtinder

its happening againnnnnnn....... (/pos)

my activity on here is much like that of someone who uses tinder

they find someone and leave for like a year, only to come back

anyway hii loves <3

#tinder talks

walmart-the-official

When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you have a fandom, everything looks like an AU

officialtinder

when i have a matchstick, everything looks flammable (theyll never take me alive)

#tinder talks #walmart <3 #forgive me im an arsonist when im exhausted

eharmony-official

Hey eharmony quick question,

Which of your parents do you view as the mom/birther/yadda yadda other terms idk

This is just bc I'm trying to figure out where the chilling of the pink sparkle family cause I think it might be incognito tbh

He's too keen on denying the allegations

@basically-bumble is absolutely mom (the “I packed a sandwich and a first aid” vibe is too strong. It couldn’t be anyone else)

@officialtinder gives off dad vibes (DEFINITELY the one to play fight and toss kids on the couch)

@incognito-mode-official is half and half (goes in between the sweet “I got snacks!!” And also the mischievous “wanna see what happens if we set up a prank while X is out getting groceries?”)

officialtinder

i give off dad vibes as a response to my father leaving <33

eharmony-official

MY JAW DROPPED???? LMAO?

officialtinder

well pick it back up?? 🤨

eharmony-official

DAD NO 😭

officialtinder

i do in fact know you shouldnt leave your jaw on the ground, that's no place to keep it!