Tinder Elimination Process
I recently returned to Tinder after a year of swearing off the app. I just like to see who I match with. When I started thinking about how I decide who to swipe right, I realized I'm incredibly picky. But hey, it's Tinder. It's superficial anyway. So here's the list:
Not in the first picture.
Clearly intoxicated in all pictures.
Covered in tattoos. A few are fine, but full body art is not my taste.
Emphasizing the role religion plays in your life.
Every picture is with your mom. One is cute.. but all 5 says annoying momma's boy.
Obese.
Loooong hair.
Fratstar.
Republican.
Showcasing guns in multiple pictures.
Having children/ not clarifying if the kids in the pics are yours or not.
Kissing another girl in a picture.
All pictures are incredibly close-to-face selfies.
Wearing sunglasses in all pictures. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE.
Only want a hookup. - not my thing.