#tiny gnome

[bowlerhattom]

Tiny little gnome on mushroom.

[biscuitfortune]

love 2 buy small knickknack souvenirs from trips and keep them together on a shelf. currently regretting not getting a tiny replica of the planetarium today!

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

Okay, tumblr. So after many years of devoted domestic service and some light country hopping, my tiny travel companion, my sweet tiny gnome, has chosen to retire to a national forest.

(OR: after sneaking tiny gnome in as contraband by stuffing him in my sports bra for last weekend’s survival course, I lost him)

As you can see, tiny gnome had blue beard streaks and also a stouter and cooler (and broken) hat. I require a replacement bosom companion, and seek opinions. Tiny travel companions must be about two inches in height (for bra smuggling) and be able to stand independently (for photo ops).

From left to right:

Same model of tiny gnome (cutest, yet: feels kinda wrong), artisanal craved wooden gnome from etsy who honestly costs kind of a lot and also he’s an inch too  tall, unpainted oddly squat troll I could paint myself for a truly unique tiny travel companion immediately. 

Bottom row: three tiny trolls from the same company that makes tiny gnome. They have official names: Snert, Ollie, and Griff.

Other options welcome. I want this squared away before thanksgiving, you guys. WHO SHALL IT BE?