#tiny problems

[lilbartolillo]

22 but looking a hot 18🔥😈

I can't help that , sorry😩

[speckledbearz]

I wanna watch the hunt rn but my mom won't stop watching Chicago med and if I leave her to watch it without me then I miss important bits in the show 🫩🔫

[defibrinationsyndrome]

honestly one of my biggest and most known skills is eating 90% of a burger and then needing to take a break with 2 bites left to go... happens all the time

[a-very-disreputable-intj]

My mother was away for a week and asked me to pick her up from the airport. Except we miscommunicated and I ended up at the airport at 1am day early! I didn't mind, it wasn't super far for me to drive and I'm a night owl so no big deal. But I did get my revenge. I had a bag of 200 tiny resin rubber duckies at home just waiting for an opportunity like this. I hid them EVERYWHERE in my mother's house. In towels, in socks and shoes, in pockets, in drawers, on doors, in the butter, in the spices, in her car. She'll be finding them for months!

I just found #73 in my purse so I guess the War Has Begun!

[bitter1stuff]

Forgot to buy bacon today. You can't cook hot dogs for breakfast, no matter how much you experiment with the preparation. Or the presentation. Some pork just refuses to be locum tenens.

[cigaretteandcandle]

[iibislintu]

to be thirty-three:

a glass of wine at theater

next day, hung over

[renaissancejosh]

Tiny Problems

“Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.”

Henry Ford

My Jeep was broken into early this year. I rarely leave anything valuable in it, because it has a soft top, which is pathetically easy to get into. The thief clearly wasn’t a Jeep person, because they took a knife to the left soft top window, instead of using the big zipper that was an inch…

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