#tiny-stressed-child

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The seablings have glowing eyes!

Jimmy sleeps with his eyes open. first time Scott saw this it was pitch black in the room, In the middle of the night. He screamed.

Joel has a similar experience, except Lizzie develops a light film over her eyes when she sleeps, He was not as freaked out as he should have been

"he was not as freaked out as he should have been" IM CRYING JEDJKWHDKWJ

im making this canon now this is very cool.

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How do you think the copper king would feel knowing that after the collapse of his entire world there’s someone who looks back at it in fascination and wonder? Would he have wished for the ability to see the past instead of the future?

S1PIX AND S2PIX WOULD BE FREINDS AGENDA

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Misc. Headcanons :))) (to help me forget the chaos of the finales)

Scott and Joey are the only rulers who really curse so it’s a game to them who they can get to curse

Currently they’ve won over Lizzie and Joel

They’re working on convincing jimmy to start cursing

Fwhip hosts the most emperor meetings, Scott hosts the second most, Lizzie hosts the least

The codvengers have karaoke nights every week

They have to have earmuffs on though, since Lizzie and jimmy are like sirens

Pix and Joel sang a duet once

All the rulers are unfairly attractive

A popular newspaper company in universe did a poll to ask each empires citizens who they thought was most attractive ruler

It was split evenly (much to the confusion of pretty much everyone)

Half of it comes from the fact that like half of them are non-human/have magic/are blessed by deities

The other half is luck and genetics

Half the rulers also have no concept of what they look like (pix, Joel, and Joey had no idea for the longest time because mirrors weren’t readily available in their empires)

Lizzie has a lot of ear piercings, she usually wears pearl, shell and silver earrings (she switches to gold when Joel changes his crown)

Joel always has something strange in his pockets, once in a meeting he pulled out a box of LEGO’s and started building

Jimmy has a perpetually sore throat, no one know why

E!Pixl has tattoos! It’s traditional for pixandrian kings to get tattoos so he had the tattoo artist trace over a lightning scar that stretches from his left elbow to the back of his hand

When Scott was little he would jump into the nearest pile of snow (he got in trouble for this fairly often.)

The emperors are actually pretty scary

Citrus fruits are popular in mezalea, pixandria, and rivendell

codvengers kareoke night ankhcsb

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Season two pix is nowhere near a high ranking member of the savanna archeological guild. But he’s the one often sent to interact with the rulers and representatives of the other empires.

Is it because he’s the most experienced and just hasn’t been promoted? Is it because they all seem to like him more than the other guild members?

He really isn’t sure, but he doesn’t mind the travel

pix!!!!!!!!

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Prophets get tired very easily, cause receiving messages from the beyond takes a lot of energy

So pix and Im pretty sure sausage are just the sleepiest dudes out there

After a big banquet, the rulers were all hanging out and pix and sausage were out cold, taking the fattest nap of their lives.

Meanwhile Joel and Fwhip are the opposite as the ones who interact with magic very little, dudes have so much energy

joel and fwhip are probably on coke or something tbh.

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The sheriff has declared Joel an enemy of sorts but if he makes him an official enemy, he might mess with sausages and Joel’s co-parenting for their child :(

(It is so funny to me that sausage and Joel have a canonical child, I really wonder how that happened)

crying jhkhejhserkjghkejrgh

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In appearance, E!Pix looks the oldest (the gray hairs from vitamin deficiencies being deceiving)

By actual age the oldest ruler is unknown; lizzie had been ruling the ocean for decades, Scott had been ruling for a couple decades, Joel has been kicking in mezalea for maybe a century— It’s whole thing and there have been countless arguments about just who’s the oldest

hJHDKJEJHWEJHD

"IM older"

"No, IM older"

"well im older then both of you in cod years."

"im connected to the earth of my empire, so im pretty much as old as the earth. which makes me the oldest"

"...not fair"

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Got these on my dash and I think you would enjoy doing smth with them :) (if you want)

I WOULD 1000% LOVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THESE THANK YOU !!