if you could change one thing about the world what would it be? if you had one day to live, what would you spend that last day doing? what's one of your weirdest habits? && who or what do you find yourself thinking about often?
I would be really boring and make myself incredibly rich and immortal. Seriously though I would eradicate religion. I would have an immense breakfast followed by sex with my Wiffer on stage whilst Incubus played a gig. I would then eat some spit roast pig with everyone I love, followed by drunken dancing at a club situated on a small exotic island. Then more sex at a Manchester United game and finish it off with booze, dancing, games and sex by a volcano. Nothing weird, all standard. I wipe my snot almost anywhere. Before I was getting sex I used to masturbate pretty much anywhere. My Wiffer, rum and ham.