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Dca!Malware teasing their respective Titan (once they figure out hologram type stuff or smth) and lowly singing some very vulgar songs. Just to mess with his 'friend'
THOSE ARE NOT DAYCARE FRIENDLY TUNES, SIR
OMG he'd be flustered giggling snorting
Time to WHIP out some strangely correct incorrect quotes for the DCA verse!! And we'll do some with!!
@malwaresilly
Titan: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Mal: Do it or you're straight.
Titan: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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Titan: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Mal: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Titan: What is wrong with you?
Mal: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Mal: I am a ninja.
Titan: No, you’re not.
Mal: Did you see me do that?
Titan: Do what?
Mal: Exactly.
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Mal: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Titan:
Mal: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Titan: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Titan: Hey Sun... Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Sun: Was he under the spell of an evil witch?! O:
Titan: No, he was a ruler.
Sun: ........
Moon: lmao
Sun: >:(
Titan: I told Sun that their rays turn red when they lie.
Moon: Do they?
Titan: No.
Moon: Then why did you tell them that?
Titan: Because I can do this.
Titan: Hey Sun! Do you love us?
Sun, with their hands over their rays: No.
(Titan DCAverse) Teek's Interstellar Projects
".....What the hell did Nico do to himself this time?" Teek let out a long, exasperated sigh as they lifted their glasses up and rubbed the space between their eyes.
"Weeeelll...!" Monty started to say right as Nico piped up, his head being the only thing he could really move.
"Monty thought I couldn't backflip off the Fazpad balcony without crying like a little bitch, so I proved him wrong! And as you can see, no dried tear stains! HA!!" Nico boasted confidently before wincing from the pain shooting through his systems.
".....You're both dumbasses." Teek rolled their eyes and scooped Nico up off the floor, prompting Monty to let go of Nico's ankles.
Teek plopped Nico onto their bed before setting down the touchscreen tablet onto their desk. It had a couple of blueprints visible on it, one project having a bright blue color to it and the other an eerie, menacing purple color. Monty, being ever curious, peeked at both of them. To him, they looked like a couple of weird disco balls.
"Hey Teekie? What are these?"
"Hm? Oh, don't worry about it...."
"Oookay....?"
Monty furrowed his brows at his older sibling as they worked on fixing Nico up. Knowing them, it wouldn't take them very long to finish.
"But like....I kinda wanna know now."
"Just some pet projects, Monty. Like I said, don't worry about it!"
".....But they look like weird disco balls-"
"JUST. Stop. Asking. About them."
"!!!! Okay okay, geez."
Monty held up his hands in surrender, backing away from the blueprints. Geez, Teek didn't have to have a cow about it.
About an hour or so later, Nico's finally able to move again. He jumps off of Teek's bed and immediately bolts out the door.
"FREEDOOOOM YEAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Nico laughs maniacally as he zips through Gator Golf all the way into the atrium.
Teek lets out a scoff and rolls their eyes again, shoving their toolbox into one of the dressers on the bottom of the bed. Monty lets out a sigh of his own before leaving the bedroom to go after his older twin.
"See you later, I guess...?"
"Yeah yeah later."
Teek waves dismissively to Monty as he leaves them alone to stew in their thoughts. With Nico and Monty no longer in their way, they could nab up the keys to their motorcycle and get out of the plex for awhile. Sure, security might be up their ass later for leaving, but they could really care less seeing as they were designated as "Gator Golf Tech Support". The place would be fine without them for a few hours.
He is done 💖
@bumble-the-sun-bee
Just Something Silly...
Titan watched silently from the top floor as the daycare swiftly changed from day theme to night. Sun shifted into Moon effortlessly and the little ones were coming to a lulling slumber. Moon's lullaby certainly helped.
He waited as the kids silently murmured for a short story - begging Moon to read a book instead. He easily relented, procuring a book from the cubbies against the wall.
The perfect position...
Titan grinned to himself as he raised the peashooter he made out of old pipes and tiny nuts. Nothing that wouldn't harm an animatronic.
He raised the harmless weapon and waited until Moon turned around and fired. A small, metal, nut pinged right off Moon's forehead, causing the animatronic to flinch and let out a startled squawk of indignation. A few giggles rose from the kids that noticed Moon getting "attacked". Soon the giggles turned into whispers and then into a chorus of laughter as another nut was launched and pinged off of Moon's chest. Moon scowled as he followed the trajectory and snarled at the retreating offender, his voice rising above the howling laughter of children who should be asleep...
"T i T a N!!!"
