“ hot as hell out here ... ” you’d think the captain would think of lettin up. not like anyone cared how CLEAN the roof shingles were anyway ... well, b e s i d e s him. “ hand me that rag, would ya, jaeger? ”
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“ hot as hell out here ... ” you’d think the captain would think of lettin up. not like anyone cared how CLEAN the roof shingles were anyway ... well, b e s i d e s him. “ hand me that rag, would ya, jaeger? ”
@titanmade / closed starter.
mustang voice: oh yeah but i'm actually gonna blow u up
>://///
mustang voice: is ur bra size C4 bcuz thOSE ARE SOME BOMB TITTIES
you ain’t wrong.
that reminds me ! one time i was eatin' some carrots, right? well someone said something and i choked but i managed to swallow the carrots so everything was alright. well for the next 5 minutes, i couldn't stop sneezing -- until a fuckin carrot came out my nose and landed right in the garbage can. that's it.
....this just gave me whiplash