#titpunch

[knitsquid]

Guess who was so too clever by half, he referred to a unicorn as a "land narwhal"? I almost punched him right in the tit. #narwhal #unicorn #toocleverbyhalf #jeffwinger #titpunch

[creativelitlover]

REALITY SUCKS ASS! Having a crap day, where horrible adultish shit is slapping me in the face with a concrete slab!!! Bring on the Apocalypse!!! 🤷‍♀️☠️✌🏻 #realitysucks #titpunch #apocalypse #nomorenow

[bendydickcuttlefish-blog]

Once I called my boss dad and punched her

I'm a 19 year old, 6 foot 1 guy, and I was working at a hardware store. My boss was a 5 foot tall 20 year old girl. I was serving a customer and he asked me to get something from the warehouse, I turn around without looking and start walking. My boss was standing there, right behind me and it surprised me, and for some reason my first instinct was to throw my hand forward. While doing this, I managed with perfect aim and force to palm thrust her right in the tit. Mortified, I stood there, staring at her with visible fear on my face and I went to say sorry, but the words that came out of my mouth were 'oh shit, I'm so sorry dad!' I then proceeded to stare at her doing absolutely nothing but thinking if the impending doom that would come from this monumental fuck up, which was witnessed by a full store of staff and regular customers. She didn't talk to me for about a week.

[blackcats-and-witchhats]

I'm thinking about giving Twatter another try idk

It depends on if I can think of a name I like....

[iputthemeinmimosa]

I don't know how it happened, but my cat just legit punched me in the tit. :s

[triforce-kun]

Every time Kage and I have tried to play Borderlands today SOMEBODY ELSE HAS GOTTEN IN THE WAY

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THE TIT