#tiustarter

[therealmikeyg]

I'm in an old school kind of mood, listening to the shit that inspires me, maybe I'll write a love song about Lobster or something. Does that make me punk rock yet?

[therealmikeyg]

Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass, you really do mean the world to me.

[therealmikeyg]

Yo, Cal, I think we need to talk about all this "cake" shit going around? I mean, who would you rather spend your time time with, your fiance or a one night stand? It seems like a no brainer to me, but maybe I'm wrong..

[aussiepenguin]

@luke5sos: “Note to self: Wearing headphones does not silent your farts.”

[aussiepenguin]

Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

[therealmikeyg]

@calum hood why you so pretty? Come do things to me with those pretty black nails.

[nonyadamnbizzness]

Happy New Year

I have lots of resolutions!

[aussiepenguin]

Anyone up for a night out?