a/n: for @cinna-creme bc periods suck and everyone deserves self-serving blorbo content. reader is afab
mother nature certainly has to be the most petty of bitches. giving the most sentient beings on earth a cycle that makes you bleed once a month along with a shit storm of hormones, and cramps to boot? that’s petty bitch shit.
luckily, despite the intense misery of debilitating cramps that for some reason wouldn’t budge for pain meds, the biggest sweets craving, and just feeling overall tense and yucky: you have three secret weapons that’ll get you through your period.
you’ve been laid across sho and zu’s laps for about an hour. their thighs press together to make a perfect little bed for you. zu’s thighs are strong and warm under the back of your head. the tv drones softly as you watch, trying to use the stimulation as distraction from the intense pressure and agony in your belly.
“here babe,” zu murmurs, holding your favorite sweet to your lips.
you hum softly and part them. he got the best kind, just to make things better, and they’re delicious as always. a smile pulls as you chew and swallow, “thanks, zu.”
his bashful smile, creased eyes, and blushing cheeks are a familiar response. “awe, anytime hon.”
blissful heat radiates through your belly right down into the crux of the cramps. your entire body melts into their laps. sho’s palm presses against your skin under your shirt to deliver the healing warmth right where it needs to go, with the perfect amount of pressure. better than any hot water bottle you’ve ever tried.
heavy footsteps thud down the hall of the home you share. kats’ face is a tense mask when he rounds the corner, but as his crimson eyes fall on you in the others’ laps, they soften and he shoves both hands in his pockets.
“bath’s full, just the temp you like, got the essential oils ‘n shit in there. made like 1/4 of it just as bubbles. you ready, princess?”
a soft smile only he can ever pull from you tugs your lips. you nod. shoto and izuku unwind from around you so kats can scoop you up. his strong arms support your legs and your back as he carries you to the perfect bath he’s made, just to make his baby feel better. not that he’d ever really admit to anyone else doing something so soft.
“say the word and i’ll blast the cramps to kingdom come, yeah?” kats rumbles into your hair.
you laugh, looking up at his smug smirk he shoots at you. “kats, you can’t blast my uterus.”
“wanna bet? i’ll show it what happens when someone hurts what’s mine. can’t let icyhot be better at cramp management than me,” he growls, but it’s playful, his smirk morphing into a grin.
the bath is of course perfect. he eases you down into it. temperature just right, bubbles up to your jaw, and the perfect blend of aromas that transport you to nirvana. with a sigh you sink further into the water and let your eyes drift closed.
periods suck, there’s no question, but you had three pretty amazing people that made them just a bit more bearable.
Cinna I hope this feels like a warm hug and you feel better soon bbg!! happy to write more if you want <3 tried to style this like you do your posts! but i’m on mobile so if i looks terrible i’m sorry 😭