Aug 9, 2017
BLAINE 📩 SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: HOW MUCH DID YOUR BROTHERS HAVE TO PAY YOU TO GET YOU TO DO THAT RIDICULOUS COLLAB??
BLAINE: was bribery involved????
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BLAINE 📩 SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: HOW MUCH DID YOUR BROTHERS HAVE TO PAY YOU TO GET YOU TO DO THAT RIDICULOUS COLLAB??
BLAINE: was bribery involved????
BLAINE 📩 SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: Sebastian! Hi!
BLAINE: I’m totally wiped, but sticking around for the fireworks was SO WORTH IT, don’t you think????!!!!!
BLAINE: I hope you had fun today. On a scale of Pete to Mickey, how was your first time?
BLAINE 📩 SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: HEY!
BLAINE: I just wanted to say it was really cool to see you this weekend 🤗
BLAINE: I hope you had a good time!
BLAINE: THEY'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOU ON THE SUBREDDITS, so I'm guessing you had a VERY good time. 😜
Text ✉️ Smythe
Effy: {media file attached: you're welcome}
Effy: Your turn.
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SEBASTIAN SMYTHE
EFFY: As failure to invite you first made you cry wank yesterday, I have decided to benevolently invite you to Burning Man this year.
EFFY: My usual partner in crime has dicked off to Mexico with his latest girl thing so you can finally be of some use to me.
BLAINE ✉ SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: you know, I'm really not well enough acquainted with Chicago just yet for you to be gone fOR HOURS ON END.
BLAINE: is there anyone alive out there?
BLAINE: *blows titanic lifeboat whistle*
BLAINE ✉️ SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: HOUSE HUNTING IS MUCH MORE WORK THAN I INITIALLY ANTICIPATED!
BLAINE ✉️ SEBASTIAN
BLAINE: school is OFFICIALLY OUT.