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text ❌ rachel berry

Effy: The private jet will pick you up tomorrow at 11am precisely.

text 💕 rachel berry

Effy: I'm bored.

Effy: What are you wearing?

Effy: Don't say guilt over Weston's week-long pout.

Text ✉️ Smythe

Effy: {media file attached: you're welcome}

Effy: Your turn.

TEXT ✉ BRODY WESTON

EFFY: I thought I raised you better than this.

EFFY: Pretty sure Berry juice has poisoned you.

EFFY: Do you need some molly and company or w/e.

EFFY: Just to be clear, we won't be talking during it.

TEXT ✉ KITTY WILDE

Effy: Are you still having that nervous breakdown thing or have you rejoined the pom cult?

TEXT ★ RACHEL BERRY (OCT 3RD LATE O'CLOCK)

EFFY: Come outside.

EFFY: Don't be your usual self and ask questions.

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SEBASTIAN SMYTHE

EFFY: As failure to invite you first made you cry wank yesterday, I have decided to benevolently invite you to Burning Man this year.

EFFY: My usual partner in crime has dicked off to Mexico with his latest girl thing so you can finally be of some use to me.

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ BRODY WESTON

EFFY: I need your barn, your speaker system and your finest liquor.

EFFY: I guess you can be there, too, if you have to be.

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