Things My Friends Do, Week 22: William, Coolest Cat About.
At the ripe age of 16, William has had a most romantic existence. Adopted at birth by a family with a walk in pantry, William promptly
learned he would want for nothing. With his undeniable charisma and devil may care attitude, William quickly captured the hearts of many a lady (and man). On my 9th birthday his animal magnetism was an irrefutable force. What started out as my birthday party quickly escalated into a group wedding, seeing William marry no fewer than 5 of my friends! He was out of control, and as is customary with most blatant acts of polygamy, jail time soon followed, as did the annulment of all 5 marriages. Following his short stint in jail this former playboy has adopted a quieter lifestyle, now filling his days sleeping in empty boxes, getting his claws stuck in woolen jumpers, and most importantly, pooping in almost impossible locations to find… much to the enjoyment of his humans. #tmfdproject