#tmh anon

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Immortal Tatsu! inspired Hanzo is 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 good 👏🏻 kush 👏🏻 thank 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 ~tmh

I 👏 agree 👏 

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i'm kind of in a mood for some protective! vengeful! daddy kind of actions? So what if sis!shimada went out with a boy. Maybe she'd been wanting to date for a while, but sojiro kept denying her. Maybe Hanzo advised him to say yes to *one* date, with a reputable boy, just to get it out of her system. After all, he wouldn't want her sneaking off. So he allows one date, with some guards escorting her to-and-from. ~tmh

But, the guy isn't as reputable as he appeared on paper. His family are yakuza too, in drugs up to the neck, and he likes to test the stock. He slips something to sis!, or maybe she takes it after some pressure, but she has a reaction. A serious one. It all goes to shit.

Sis is hooked up in hospital, the best doctors around, after fitting and having her heart stop etc. And Sojiro is out. For. Blood. Not just the boy, but his family too. Anyone he can get, really. Or, imagine with Deadlock Daddy and poor bbycree!! Or daddy gabe/jack. Any of them really. ~tmh

Oh man, this really could work for every single one of them. Imagine the guy also has the balls to pull sister!reader away from the prying eyes of her guards. She knows that that means she’ll never get to go out again and her date will be in trouble but she goes anyway. She trusts him too easily and ends up sick and far away from the guards who would sprint to her side in a heartbeat. So she nearly dies and she’s in a coma Sojiro can’t even talk to his own daughter cause of this boy. Sojiro’s kept her healthy her whole life and then this scum has the nerve to come along and nearly take her life? Oh, Sojiro’s out for blood payment and really even after he takes the whole family, all their lives still won’t equal the near loss of his daughter’s. 

Deadlock daddy’s livid when his daughter comes back with a black eye and little bruises littered on her body. A boy tried to force himself on her! McCree’s gonna have him brought in and let the cowboys have free reign of the boy. Play with him as you please, look what he did to my daughter. Make sure he never forgets this punishment. And what if it’s either Jack or Gabe’s daughter and the boy she went out with tried to drive her home drunk. They get into a crash and daughter!reader is much, much worse for wear than the boy is. So let’s say its Gabe’s daughter so he calls Jack and they double team beating the living shit out of this boy for pressuring his daughter to get in the car with him.

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Maybe this has been discussed before, but what about Sojiro claiming some kind of 'Droit du seigneur' re. Hanzo and Genji's wives? He claims it's a privilege of the oyabun, a tradition. And maybe it doesn't just extend to their wedding night - whenever he wants them, he can have them. It's his right. ~tmh

Not only does he want to have free reign of his sons’ wives he expects them to service him before their own husbands. Especially Genji’s. Genji’s never going to have power like Sojiro or Hanzo, so if Sojiro wants Genji’s wife to warm his bed for the night then she will. No matter whether or Genji had already had plans to fuck his own wife that night. Maybe if Genji’s lucky Sojiro will feel up to having an audience and he can come and watch. 

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~just dropping by to remind u about an AU Hanzo based on Immortal Tatsu. Just picture him, post-yakuza, trying to make his way as a househusband for his darling wife <3 But he's unintentionally intimidating and not quite adjusted to civilian life <3 <3 <3 ~tmh

Ughughughugh, just YES. Ex-yakuza Hanzo taking his house husband role very seriously. Learning how to cook to perfection, making you bento boxes, throws you birthday parties, talking to the Roomba as if its an actual yakuza soldier, being unsettlingly sweet and fiercely caring ❤︎ 

I would die for immortal tatsu

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w,wow,,,,,wow daddy max, wow i,m,,,,,,,wet Bad daddy max + treating his human like a stupid pet. Oh wow. Ty for that image ~tmh

Oh, you’re very welcome~~~

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Oooh acc just had another idea. Lil sis is the apple of Sojiro's eye. And when he is retired he starts spending even *more* time with her. Treats her like his sugar baby. And other people notice? Like there's Sojiro and his daughter, again, in this fancy ass restaurant. But he's letting her wear *that*??? Bit inappropriate for a father-daughter meal... Oh wait, he bought it for her? 👀😮 Taking her on exotic trips, buying her little bikinis and rubbing the suncream on her back etc etc ~tmh

Sojiro now has more time to attend events that he always gets invites for too. These invites have a plus one attached, his daughter never fails to be the one showing up to the event with him. She’s hooked on his arm nearly the whole time, when one disappears so does the other, it’s all very… curious. 

Sojiro takes her to a store where she can try on those cute bikinis before they take their trip together. So she can waltz out of the changing room and he can give his opinion on each one. The girls who work there weren’t all that shocked to see the age gap, it’s common for a high brow boutique like the one they work in but… wait… did they just hear her call him “papa?” He’s her father? Did they hear that correctly? Well, now they’re scandalized. And when Sojiro slips into the changing room with her after she coos about needing help they’re really buzzing with hushed shocked chatter. 

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Ive already said to u how much u make me 💞 sojiro. So yeah i just love the idea that he's retired, passed the mantle onto his sons, and now he has lots and lots of free time. So he gets himself a sugar baby. And shows her off *loads*. All the best restaurants, theatres, vacations. And lots and lots of sex. (Maybe hanzo and genji can hear/see. Like they're on their way to the most *boring* meeting ever, and they pass a red-faced s/o and a smirking sojiro on their way out for the night) ~tmh

And now that Sojiro's retired his sugar baby’s his world. He takes care of her with as much dedication and passion as he did his empire. Making sure that she's all prim and proper. Only the best outfits form the best tailors or brands. Her nails and feet are taken care of. Her hair is too. She says she’s never seen this play or that one. She’s never eaten here or there! She’s never been to this or that country. Well, he’s going to need to remedy all of that.  

She’s also never cum so hard that she saw stars, or has been eaten out for so long and so good that she had to beg for mercy because the pleasure is just too much. She’s never laid in bed and just fucked for days. Been fingered under the dinner table. Had hot car sex before seeing a theatre show. He’ll have to remedy all of that as well. 

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Reader loves to bring home dates just to see Daddy!Gabe give them the shovel talk and kick them out of his home. She doesn't know why but she just loves it when her daddy gets protective and tells her that none of those boys are good enough ~tmh

God and his threats are always so violent. Like, “I’ll shove a shotgun right up your ass and unload two shotgun shells right into your guts if you hurt my girl, do you understand me, boy?” And in his head every boy is liable to hurt her. Gabe’s so nit-picky and will harp on every little flaw, every weakness that the dates happen to show around him. When daughter!reader tells him about the date itself? It’s the best. She loves it. “What a joke.” “Cheap fuckin’ bastard.”  “What a waste of your time.” It just tickles her and gives her the opportunity to try and challenge her dad. If he thinks all the dates are so bad why doesn’t he try and one-up them? Show her what a good date really is?