#tmp ep. 47

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Woz = Certified DILF

Ed: There's something about you being the number one undisputed favourite Taskmaster contestant of all time, I'm not gonna read that out, um, they also in the same email said, "How does it feel to be a certified DILF?" That's from James in Newcastle. How does that feel Mike?

Mike: *exclamations of disbelief*

Ed: How does that feel, to be a certified DILF? I don't know where your certificate is, it must be on the way, it's probably in the post...

Mike: You have to carry it on you at all times, it's a little sort of photo card, a laminated photo card, um...

Ed: Yeah, so you can show it to people and go, just to let you know, if you're thinking you wouldn't L to F me, you do L to F me, because I'm a certified DILF...

Mike: ...I would say, it's just a little reminder, that all tastes are out there-

*Ed explodes in laughter*

Mike: -for everybody, and sometimes we might be surprised by what people go for, uhh, but ohhhh what a patchwork quilt we are. It's an eye opener, yeah.

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Mike: I’m sort of lusting over moments when it might really trigger [the Taskmaster] you know, and set him off. I would like to see how a conflict between those two went…

Ed: I mean Desiree’s got him handled.

Mike: I think, I suspect so, and I think that’s why I want it, cos I think I’d like to see that.

Ed: With Desiree and Victoria…

Mike: This could be the first series where he truly gets his arse handed to him.

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“We’ve had a lot of emails about [your arse], we’ve got a lot of emails about it, I requested emails for you, and as expected the majority of the emails were about your arse and I feel like we’ve covered that topic now, and the rest of the emails were about you being fit.”

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“No-one’s the boss of that man. He’s in a race against time, and he stops for a snack. It’s the ultimate status move, right there.”

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Mike: There is also, that knowing [the Taskmaster] ahead of time, I think, made me more likely to be singled out for - the solo task of my series...and were that not the case, life could be quite different for me now, you know, so there's that. I'm changed, I'm a changed man as a result.

Ed: Who would have known Mike, that what took you up to the next level of fame in your career, would be you, blowing a grape out of your arse trying to fart on a private jet.

*both laugh*

Mike: Ohhhh, I just wish my old Grandma was still around to have seen it. Ohhhh...

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Ed: 'Cause in a way the mohawk suits you, because of your lovely moustache, it's sort of a moustache for the head, isn't it?

Mike: *laughs* It's a vertical head moustache, is all it is!

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Mike: …but as we’ve discussed previously Ed, the scores, of course are, really, a complete irrelevance.

Ed: Yes-you keep saying this…

Mike: You don’t believe me…

Ed: It does undermine the podcast somewhat…

*both laugh*

Mike: -and your world view.

Ed: -and my world view.

*both laugh*

Mike: Alright, I won’t say that again, I’ll play the game…

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So own up, who was the one who sent in the question about how Mike feels about being a DILF? 😂