#to kill characters

[jamesandthedog]

Severus: *Draws the curtains back revealing a red, raised mark across Sirius’ left cheek*

Remus: Lord Grimmauld, what happened to your face?

Sirius: I fell?

Remus: Doesn't seem very believable.

Sirius: I know but let's focus on my collarbones, shall we?

Remus:

Severus: Oh for fucks sake, I'm trying to frame someone over here!

(Based on A Little Risk by @blitheringmcgonagall - You absolutely must read it!)