#incorrect wolfstar quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Did you and Pads have your first kiss earlier?

Remus: Yeah we did! How did you know?

James: Oh just a wild guess

James: And also Pads has been running around Hogwarts screaming “WE KISSED! WE KISSED” for 3 hours now

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James: Hey Pads, are you free this Friday? Like around 8pm?

Sirius: Oh sure ! I’m free, Prongs

Peter: What about you, Moony?

Remus: Yeah I am

James: Great! Because we’re not. You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!

Sirius: …

Remus: Did they just—

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Remus: So, Pads…do you want to go out with me on a date?

Sirius: Oh, a date?

Sirius: Okay let me think about it and give you my answer later

*two hours later*

Sirius: Moony, I’ve thought about it and yes I will marry you!

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Sirius: Hey Moony, are you awake?

Remus: What?

Sirius: Are you awake?

Remus: Who do you think just said “what” Pads?

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Sirius: Oh, Mr Potter. Did you see my N.E.W.T.s scores?

Fleamont: Yes. Nice work, Sirius

Sirius: Good! Thanks, dad

Everyone: …

Sirius: Why is everyone staring at me?

Peter: You just called Prongs’s dad “dad.” You said “thanks, dad”

Sirius: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “thanks, man”

Fleamont: Do you see me as a father figure, Sirius?

Sirius: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me

James: Hey, show our dad some respect

Sirius: I didn’t call him dad!

Fleamont: No no no, Sirius. I take it as a compliment

Regulus: It’s not a big deal. I called James papi once, and he’s my boyfriend

Sirius: Guys, jump on that! Regulus has daddy issues too!

Peter: Old news. But you calling Mr Potter daddy…

Sirius: Hey, daddy is not on the table here

Remus: But you did call him dad, Pads

Sirius: You shut up, Moony. You’ve done nothing but be hot since you got here

Remus: All right all right, I was trying to flirt with you. But the dad thing, that happened

Sirius: Aha! He admitted that he was flirting. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!

Fleamont: I believe you

Sirius: Thank you

Fleamont: Son

Sirius: …

Fleamont: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of Quidditch?

Sirius: …

Sirius: I’d like that

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Regulus: So, listen, Sirius, I know you’re James’s best friend and—

Sirius: Did he say that? Did you get that on tape?

Regulus: No…

Sirius: No he didn’t say that or no you didn’t get it on tape?

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Sirius: You know, you think glitter’s gonna taste like sprinkles, but it doesn’t. It tastes like blood

Remus: That is blood, darling. The glitter’s shredding your tongue

Sirius: Oh!

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Peter: Do you think Pads is okay?

James: Of course, we don’t need to worry about him, Pete

Peter: But he cries every time he sees the engagement ring Moony gave him

James: He’ll be fine!