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Something I've noticed when looking up healthy recipes, is that there's a lot of people who don't think fiber is important????? Y'all must have the worst bathroom experiences ever, I couldn't even imagine how constipated y'all must be.

And it's so easy to add fiber? Beans are cheap and easy to access, and plus, add meat and veggies and taco seasoning and there're high fiber tortillas that taste like regular tortillas and cheese! Boom! Protein and fiber rich tacos!

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If you need me, I'll be chewing on Isaac's hips and v line

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So sometimes my calendar on my phone will just put in random events, and I still cannot figure out why, but like????

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿I definitely did not add this to my calendar?????????

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Happy Trans Visibility Day to those who are multiple genders!

I love being Polygender, I love having Xenogenders, I love having Neopronouns, I love being everything all at once 🩷

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Nap time

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Here's the thing. I cannot eat fried chicken or pomegranates like a normal person. I become feral as soon as my hand touches them

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I ate too much for lunch....

2 pork chops, an entire can of green beans, 2 servings of peppers and onions, and two servings of buttery fried taters.

I'm so full 😭

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I love how for a lot of people, I'm just a creature that sometimes creeps out of a castle, posts some things: sometimes coherently, sometimes speaking like a mad man; and then disappears back into said castle to crawl into my crevices and hibernate again.