#toastshark lore

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Y’all ever make a reblog spamming the tags with (probably slightly annoying) nonsense only to then later notice the blog name and realize that’s someone in your follower list and feeling real conscious about bothering them

OR make a reblog spamming the tags with (probably slightly annoying) nonsense only to then later realize that funny post from the blog you followed is not the meme-blog you usually reblog from but one whose work is cool but is probably more intended to be looked at and not interacted with like a normal blog and feel real conscious about bothering them especially since the post wasn’t meant to be interacted that way to begin with

Yeaaahhh

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Between never being greeted by cheezbot ever and now not getting an option to look at my year in review (+ getting told "this human doesn’t exist" whenever I try accessing it through others‘ posts) tumblr is really on its‘ best way to give me an existential crisis

…really though how do y’all see your year in review, help

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Running the weirdest team ever with

Sovereign/War Magus,

Hero/Shogun,

Survivalist/Nightseeker (if Shadow Cloak activates Hazy Arrow it might be op with how much damage that move makes),

Farmer/Arcanist (AILMENTS. FINALLY.)

Zodiac/also Arcanist, circle dispel edition. (Why are there no attacks that use int ;-:)

This is either gonna go very horribly or work out astonishingly well lol

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Why is the Sumeru Archon Quest so packed with permanent world-changing actions- don’t get me wrong, it’s really cool that they went though with this and you can actually see the consequences of the plot reflected in the world to that degree, and I‘d never ask them to soften it-

But wow was that name choice nerve-wrecking

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Trying on contact lenses to see what’s it’s like to see

How do y’all just live like this with 4k vision all the time? No option for 240p vision when looking gets too annoying, always forced to see everything in max definition, without any option for a low-battery mode, no way of looking at small lights and turning them into stars just by pulling them off, no screwing around with lense-stacking or switching glasses? No feeling of catharsis when you can take them off, knowing your work is done for today? Incomprehensible

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Random Etrian Odyssey post incoming- I‘m currently playing though Nexus again (…slowly)

This is what my team looked like fighting against the giant evil bird lady for like 6 turns before I finally managed to defeat her

And before that my whole team was exclusively my Sovereign spamming that passive healing order with those last tp and my Farmer desperately chucking items and revive skills at everyone since I got evil bird lady down to 1/16th of health - and they both died the very next turn after reviving Red, final sacrifice style. Who also happens to be of the Hero class, which - if that isn’t fitting for the imaginary narrative idk what is

TLDR passive healing my BELOVED and also go play Etrian Odyssey it’s a great way of getting inspo for epic battles, apparently