#tobakeandserve

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"jazz i got a ping for help what's wrong?" his friend asked

“Let’ just say... I’m a bit bigger than I used ta be.” He says, in response. How wings flailing.

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Jazz grumbles quietly to himself, quietly wiping down the counters in his little cozy bakery. He wasn’t in the mood to be humming along to anything right now, He sways lightly on his pedes, looking a bit ready to pass out. “Scrap.” He mumbles to himself as he moves to start making himself something to eat. He had never told anyone this little problem of his... “Darn it all... ah’m dizzy.” He mumbles again, moving to go site against a wall with his helm between his legs.

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🍼- "Jazz, help! It was left in front of my café and I dont know what to do!"

“Wh-“ he says staring down at the sparkling in Smokescreen’s arms as the young mech tries to shove it into his arms. He takes note the small protoform was crying, clearly in discomfort, “For the love of Primus, mech. You are holding ‘em all wrong! No wonder their wailing like that! Fine! Give ‘em here! Anything to stop you from hurting ‘em.”

With that, he snatches the poor sparkling away from Smokescreen, glaring at the young mech before gently hushing the crying bitlet. “Hush now. It is alright... Did that big mean ol’ mech hold you all wrong and give you a big spook? Yes he did.”

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The CyberRose Cafè’s Menu of the Day

~~~~~Cupcakes~~~~~

The Ruby Wonder- A Garnett infused cupcake with the Cyber Rose Café’s signature Ruby Flower frosting and topped with a signature Cyber Rose made out of Ruby Dust.

Blue Velvet Cupcake- A blue energon cupcake topped with quartz frosting, the café’ signature Sapphire Dust Cyber Rose, and a coating of light blue mica powder

Praxian’s Leap- Oilcake cupcake with a very smooth emerald frosting, topped with two shaved quartz crystals.

Precious Times- An Energon Cupcake. With a swirled quartz frosting and crushed Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire and Diamond toppings.

The CyberRose Special- The CyberRose Café’s signature cupcake. A Pink energon cupcake, with Garnett frosting and topped with red mica powder and a Ruby Red Cyber Rose made out of crushed ruby and red mica dust.

~~~~~Doughnuts~~~~~

Gold Rush- a rather tasty gold dyed pink energon doughnut with a glaze of liquid gold mica and a dusting of crushed gold leaf.

The Cyber Rose Surprise- No one but Jazz knows what is in this simple pink energon doughnut to make it taste so good! One thing is for certain though... the many flavors blend wonderfully and leave you always coming back for more!

Obsidian Edge- This oilcake doughnut is sure to leave your intake lubricating. Has Obsidian frosting and crushed Feldspar sprinkles. Will substitute sprinkles on request.

Swelter Melter- This is one sweet doughnut. Made with diamond infused energon, this doughnut is sure to delight your senses.

Emerald Judgement- A delicious oilcake doughnut, infused with Emerald, Peridot, and Adventurine. Has an Emerald Glaze.

~~~~~Cookies~~~~~

Warm Oil Chip- A yummy quartz cookie with warm oil chips. Based off of the organic classic, chocolate chip cookie.

Diamond Dust Cookie- Based off of the organic classic, sugar cookie, this cookie is a quartz cookie with a diamond dusting.

~~~~~Drinks~~~~~

Emerald Leaf Chilled EnerTea- The Cybertronian take of iced green tea.

Caff-En- just what the name implies.... this is coffee for Cybertronians.

Warm Energon infused with Smokey Quartz- This drink is based off of hot chocolate

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Jazz hums softly, happily starting to work on the day’s menu. Life must go on, despite what that grey face did to him! He is stress baking...

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Pfffffft... hahahaha. Did... did that anon really just... oh my primus.

Jazz glares at Smokescreen, getting up off the floor. “If you even breathe a word of this to anyone, Smokescreen... I will personally offline you.” His voice was slightly more feminine in pitch and much softer and it startled him a little. He glances down at himself and just offers up a small pout. His frame was waaaay more slender than before... and what was with all the smooth curves!

“Scrap.”

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Ever wonder what a femme does during her day? Here. Now you can! Enjoy your time as a femme and all the quirks that come with it! x3

“I’m sorry but how is this even...” He trails off, as a cloud of smoke knocks him to his feet.

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“What should I make for today’s drinks menu... hm....” Jazz says finishing up the last obsidian chip Cookie platter.

“Maybe gold leaf tea with an emerald flower seed infusion? That could be the special today. Perfect!”