“Just Relax...”

“Yo’, How’s it kickin? The name is Jazz. I don’ know how I ended up running a bakery... But here we are.” Transformers Jazz, multiverse friendly, magic anons welcome, ask box open! Magic Anon: Frameswap!Jazz

[tobakeandserve]

The CyberRose Cafè’s Menu of the Day

~~~~~Cupcakes~~~~~

The Ruby Wonder- A Garnett infused cupcake with the Cyber Rose Café’s signature Ruby Flower frosting and topped with a signature Cyber Rose made out of Ruby Dust.

Blue Velvet Cupcake- A blue energon cupcake topped with quartz frosting, the café’ signature Sapphire Dust Cyber Rose, and a coating of light blue mica powder

Praxian’s Leap- Oilcake cupcake with a very smooth emerald frosting, topped with two shaved quartz crystals.

Precious Times- An Energon Cupcake. With a swirled quartz frosting and crushed Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire and Diamond toppings.

The CyberRose Special- The CyberRose Café’s signature cupcake. A Pink energon cupcake, with Garnett frosting and topped with red mica powder and a Ruby Red Cyber Rose made out of crushed ruby and red mica dust.

~~~~~Doughnuts~~~~~

Gold Rush- a rather tasty gold dyed pink energon doughnut with a glaze of liquid gold mica and a dusting of crushed gold leaf.

The Cyber Rose Surprise- No one but Jazz knows what is in this simple pink energon doughnut to make it taste so good! One thing is for certain though... the many flavors blend wonderfully and leave you always coming back for more!

Obsidian Edge- This oilcake doughnut is sure to leave your intake lubricating. Has Obsidian frosting and crushed Feldspar sprinkles. Will substitute sprinkles on request.

Swelter Melter- This is one sweet doughnut. Made with diamond infused energon, this doughnut is sure to delight your senses.

Emerald Judgement- A delicious oilcake doughnut, infused with Emerald, Peridot, and Adventurine. Has an Emerald Glaze.

~~~~~Cookies~~~~~

Warm Oil Chip- A yummy quartz cookie with warm oil chips. Based off of the organic classic, chocolate chip cookie.

Diamond Dust Cookie- Based off of the organic classic, sugar cookie, this cookie is a quartz cookie with a diamond dusting.

~~~~~Drinks~~~~~

Emerald Leaf Chilled EnerTea- The Cybertronian take of iced green tea.

Caff-En- just what the name implies.... this is coffee for Cybertronians.

Warm Energon infused with Smokey Quartz- This drink is based off of hot chocolate

[nonpoppin]

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[tobakeandserve]

🍼- "Jazz, help! It was left in front of my café and I dont know what to do!"

“Wh-“ he says staring down at the sparkling in Smokescreen’s arms as the young mech tries to shove it into his arms. He takes note the small protoform was crying, clearly in discomfort, “For the love of Primus, mech. You are holding ‘em all wrong! No wonder their wailing like that! Fine! Give ‘em here! Anything to stop you from hurting ‘em.”

With that, he snatches the poor sparkling away from Smokescreen, glaring at the young mech before gently hushing the crying bitlet. “Hush now. It is alright... Did that big mean ol’ mech hold you all wrong and give you a big spook? Yes he did.”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🍼 to see how my muse would react to being handed a baby

[tobakeandserve]

Jazz hums softly, happily starting to work on the day’s menu. Life must go on, despite what that grey face did to him! He is stress baking...

[tobakeandserve]

Pfffffft... hahahaha. Did... did that anon really just... oh my primus.

Jazz glares at Smokescreen, getting up off the floor. “If you even breathe a word of this to anyone, Smokescreen... I will personally offline you.” His voice was slightly more feminine in pitch and much softer and it startled him a little. He glances down at himself and just offers up a small pout. His frame was waaaay more slender than before... and what was with all the smooth curves!

“Scrap.”

[tobakeandserve]

Ever wonder what a femme does during her day? Here. Now you can! Enjoy your time as a femme and all the quirks that come with it! x3

“I’m sorry but how is this even...” He trails off, as a cloud of smoke knocks him to his feet.

[tobakeandserve]

“What should I make for today’s drinks menu... hm....” Jazz says finishing up the last obsidian chip Cookie platter.

“Maybe gold leaf tea with an emerald flower seed infusion? That could be the special today. Perfect!”

[tobakeandserve]

Pshhhhh.... I guess.

Mhm.

[destiny-fortold-this-mechling]

And... how did he react to it?

... He just gave me a look that could offline a cyberpuppy. (Smokescreen is definitely not pouting about it.)

[tobakeandserve]

Well... you *did* try to give him an organic veggie.

[tobakeandserve]

*opens door* you bake sweets!? I absolutely must acquire several of each kind. (He absolutely does not have a sweet tooth or anything)

Jazz turns, feeling rather startled and gives a laugh. “Of course!” He says smoothly, unaware of the mica powder. “We are not open yet... but, Here... I can make you a basket of samplers. It is just energon cupcakes so far... with silver frosting and a mica dusting.” (Pfft, already found his way into jazz’s humble little café, he loves baking so much and loves giving out free baskets!)

[tobakeandserve]

Soft humming can be heard from Jazz’ cafe kitchen. He was currently working on the new menu for the day. Of course... this means he is covered in golden and light teal mica powder dust and as such looks like he has sparkly freckles.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Some sexual tension / attraction prompts

Send a prompt for my muse to respond to it! Feel free to elaborate, create your own, send multiple, etc. Some smut-related prompts.

1. [unlikely kiss] - Your muse kisses mine, but they are not in a relationship with one another, so it comes as something of a surprise. Works for enemies to lovers, rivals with sexual tension, unrequired-or-is-it dynamics, crushes, etc. 2. [distracting kiss] - Your muse kisses mine to avoid answering a difficult question or discussing a difficult topic. My muse may or may not realise they’re being used as a distraction. 3. [laughing kiss] - Your muse kisses mine whilst laughing. Maybe they bumped noses, clacked teeth, or are generally giggly. Intimacy can be funny! 4. [heated stare] - Your muse gazes heatedly at mine, clearly undressing them with their eyes.  5. [taunting stare] - Your muse gazes mischeviously at mine, clearly trying to taunt them into something sexual, romantic, or playful. 6. [blissful stare] - Your muse gazes softly, dazedly at mine during the afterglow. 7. [wall slam] - Your muse pushes mine roughly into a wall, their faces only inches apart - or, if your muse pushes mine chest-first, my muse can feel yours’ breath on the back of their neck. 8. [pin arms] - Your muse pins mine’s arms to restrain them for whatever reason. Tension ensues.  9. [handsy] - Our muses make out and fumble with one another whilst fully clothed. 10. [thigh touch] - Your muse slides their hand slowly up my muse’s thigh, gazing at them the entire time to gauge their response. 11. [consent is sexy] - Your muse asks permission to touch mine below the waist, above or beneath clothing. 12. [sharing is caring] - Your muse catches mine wearing their shirt, still in the process of buttoning it or pulling it on. 13. [quiet jealousy] - Your muse becomes jealous over my muse for whatever reason, and expresses it non-verbally, lingering closer to my muse than usual, touching them casually, etc. 14. [that scent] - Your muse leans in to sniff my muse. When my muse turns their head to look, their faces are very close together. 15. [intoxicated] - Our muses, who are not in a relationship, are tipsy together and end up fooling around as a result. 

[tofinallybestill]

Is everything okay, lil Bee? You are acting so odd lately.

"... Yeah. I'm fine! Dont worry about me, Jazz!"

'Liar. You are far from fine.'

The eerie disembodied voice echoes around in the yellow mech's processor repeatedly. He curls up in the corner of his berthroom and fights back tears and a bout of hysteria.

Why now?

Why was this happening now!?

[tobakeandserve]

“Somehow...” Jazz says gently, sitting down outside the locked berthroom door, “I don’t believe you, Bumblebee.”

[tofinallybestill]

The white mech receives no further response from Bumblebee.

[tobakeandserve]

Jazz sighs softly at the fact Bee clammed up again. He stands up and walks away from the berthroom door knowing when bee got like this to just give the little mech space.

[tofinallybestill]

Is everything okay, lil Bee? You are acting so odd lately.

"... Yeah. I'm fine! Dont worry about me, Jazz!"

'Liar. You are far from fine.'

The eerie disembodied voice echoes around in the yellow mech's processor repeatedly. He curls up in the corner of his berthroom and fights back tears and a bout of hysteria.

Why now?

Why was this happening now!?

[tobakeandserve]

“Somehow...” Jazz says gently, sitting down outside the locked berthroom door, “I don’t believe you, Bumblebee.”

[tobakeandserve]

borgor chimkin nuggies an bepis

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