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TOBY: Real talk. I think I should have just let my sister set me up. This virgin shit aint it, chief.

TOBY: OOH. Maybe I should wear a purity ring so that people think my blue balls are intentional.

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TOBY: Excuse you, Puck.

TOBY: Where is my daily affirmation that I'm a hot piece of ass?

TOBY: You're slacking.

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TOBY: 🍆💦👂

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TOBY: You could just fucking tell me you don't want me to use your Netflix anymore. You don't have to keep changing the password.

TOBY: Do you hate me that much????

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TOBY: I miss my favorite boy.

TOBY: I wanna see him.

TOBY: And kiss him.

TOBY: Please, baby.

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TOBY: Why is it that when a house is "haunted" it's always some old ass ghost from the 1700s?

TOBY: Brooooooo. Think about a ghost from 2007 or some shit screaming "IT'S BRITNEY BITCH" at like 3 AM. LMFAO.

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TOBY: Actually that's scary asf.

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TOBY: The offer to give you my sperm if you ever want kids still stands btw.

TOBY: Also

TOBY: Mercutio kinda ate the shit out of that plant you had on the window sill. It's not poisonous, is it?

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TOBIAS: Now I can finally, OFFICIALLY welcome you to the Isle of the Influencers.

TOBIAS: How does it feel to be a sell-out? ;)

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