Hello everyone and happy Homestuck day! While we're all stuck at home, you all have more time to appreciate the birthday boy! This is Toby sitting in front of his Daddy (@cooperc34), upset about being forced to take a picture. This sentient Swiffer duster turns 11 today and is known for being Incredibly Tall and a Human People Just Like You. He is a little rough looking right now since all the grooming places are closed, but he is very soft and fluffy and Incredibly Stinky.
Anyway please tell me that my son is handsome so I have more reasons to tell him all day. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.











