#tobytime

[skeletontrashprincess]

Hello everyone and happy Homestuck day! While we're all stuck at home, you all have more time to appreciate the birthday boy! This is Toby sitting in front of his Daddy (@cooperc34), upset about being forced to take a picture. This sentient Swiffer duster turns 11 today and is known for being Incredibly Tall and a Human People Just Like You. He is a little rough looking right now since all the grooming places are closed, but he is very soft and fluffy and Incredibly Stinky.

Anyway please tell me that my son is handsome so I have more reasons to tell him all day. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[skeletontrashprincess]

Hewwo, frindes is me, Toby "Bigest Humin Man".

I saw a Santa man an he say Toby is Good Boy so I wil be most goodiest boy 4ever.

Hapy holydeis

~Mr Toby

[skeletontrashprincess]

My son is very handsome and the biggest human man you have ever seen

[skeletontrashprincess]

Things I call my dog:

Stinky boy

Tinkleheimer

Human son

Sexy man

Beautiful baby

Floofy

Why are you like this?

DO NOT LICK YOUR PENIS

Things I do NOT call my dog:

He name

[skeletontrashprincess]

Goo murnen frambs is Tidy agan! I no lyke picsur but mæk momi heppy so I let her. I no wana get up so I mayk momey hol me lik the an hòómën bebbi I am.

[brandyannp]

When are you going to be done working so we can play? #tobysadventures #tobytime #dogmom #doglovers #girlsbestfriend #adoptadog #unconditionallove (at Fayetteville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_iFdIjg9qo/?igshid=nr13idqc57dl

[brandyannp]

Toby loves the new couch! #tobytime #dogmom #labsofinsta (at Fort Bragg, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9XKj-mA4Xh/?igshid=zhwwygkp7dpd

[skeletontrashprincess]

Happie turki dey!

Lov,

Toby the Hoomin Peepol, just like u