#todd brtozman

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd: this is a mistake.

dirk: a mistake that we're gonna laugh about one day.

todd: but not today.

dirk: oh, no. today's gonna be a mess.

[jaywani-blog]

Comforting kisses :3

Well this is not my 100% original drawing - it’s based on a meme I found on Twitter which is allowed to use/repost ONLY with credit. (As written in the picture) You can find it RIGHT HERE

Thanks!!!

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd: do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you're funny?

dirk: i make jokes to make myself laugh because i know i'm funny.

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd: you said things couldn't get worse!

dirk: well, apparently, i'm not imaginative enough, todd!

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd, hoping for a normal day: good morning.

dirk: i’m gonna try to become right handed.

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

dirk: just trust your gut!

todd: i have anxiety. my gut is always telling me i'm gonna die in nine minutes.

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd: hey, dirk

dirk: *sitting in front of the tv, crying softly*

todd: oh. did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life?

dirk: *nodding and crying*

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

todd: thanks for dinner.

dirk: i thought you paid?

todd:

todd: guess we won't be going back there.