#toddcore

[custer-mp3]

[hopefulqueer]

every day i learn things about jerma against my will

[the-sunlit-earth]

DAGOTHWAVE but pitch-shifted enough to make it sound like it's Todd Howard singing it. Enjoy.

Source: LunaMakesPixelArt on YouTube

[thirteen-dollz]

Young Corey Taylor Dating Headcanons

Okay so I genuinely don’t remember the consensus on me doing jackass head canons but I got the inspiration for these and just kinda ran with it. They were born about of me being sick of saying only nice cutesy shit in these things so they are a bit meaner and more inappropriate, idk as usual if ya think they’re crossing a line let me know and I’ll see what I can do. 

- Your relationship is incredibly chaotic about 90% of the time. Corey loves you a lot, but can be a bit of a handful. This motherfucker is 24, has a shit ton of energy, dumbass testosterone influenced ideas, and mood swings (as if couldn’t get more complicated)

- He’s happy to be in Slipknot, excited and ready to work, but it’s still been more than he was expecting. It’s exhausting and really taxing to push through long days having to put up with assholes he’d rather not. But hey, the dream is unfolding before his eyes and he’s willing to do whatever it takes

- It’s still tough though, more than a few times Corey’s come home either already sobbing or looking like he’s been holding back tears all day. Usually his voice is fucking dead by then so you two have learned to communicated pretty much through looks. He’ll grab some water and rest on the couch with you, putting his head in your lap or on your shoulder. You don’t talk, you just hold him

- Those are the bad days, there’s plenty of good days too. He can turn the stage persona on and off so around you he’s mostly himself. And boy is that interesting

- Corey will drink coffee at all hours of the day, not everyday, but his sleeping schedule is fucked to hell so he’s just used to drinking coffee all the time, which is usually okay, until you guys have a free weekend to relax and sleep and he forgets and has coffee at 8pm. Goodluck with him getting to sleep before 2 in the morning

- Corey can and will get in a dick measuring contest with anyone ever, (a figurative dick measuring contest (most of the time)). This is where the dumb boy hormones come into play and he has to one up people for no reason other than pride. About the stupidest stuff too, from drinking antics to weird stories about the sex shop he worked in to nearly burning off his tongue trying to eat more hot sauce than someone (he lost btw)

- He’s kinda loud and doesn’t shower as much as he should, definitely doesn’t wash his hair as much as he should, and he’s pretty disorganized too. He also told you point blank that in the future if anyone asks he will sign their boobs. You just shrugged and said okay and he kinda deflated a little, like he thought you would be jealous or something

- Corey is such a praise slut, and you both know it. Sometimes you make fun of him a little, like “now that you’re famous are you gonna stop [insert gross habit]?” Other times it’s just nice to give him a compliment because it makes him happy and he has a really cute smile, a bit cocky but cute nonetheless

- [in the absolute smoothest transition possible] SPEaKing of cock, horny. all. the. damn. time. Not great stamina but if you let him rest he can go like five rounds in a day. And yes in case you were wondering he likes when you tell him how great he is during the [eggplant emoji]

- He makes you go with him to get tattoos and shit, which again is fine sometimes and not so fine others. He’s overly specific occasionally and also tries to get the price down, because “successful” band or not, money doesn’t grow on trees. The ordeal that ensued when he got his nipples pierced was a gigantic pain in the ass

- Corey’s sweet in a dorky way. Loves giving you stuff, he goes to a thrift store-type knick knack place a lot and finds the randomest stuff that you didn’t know you wanted until he gave it to you. Also he’s kinda clingy when you guys are alone, likes hugs and following you around. He will 100% sneak up behind you and hug you which is cute until you reflexively elbow him in the stomach (it happened once, he was fine)

- He pets every dog and cat he sees, or at least tries to and he’s been trying to pet one of Shawn’s cats for the past three-ish months with little progress. The other cat likes him, but he needs both to like him or he’ll die I guess

- Just don’t bring him home to your parents and everything will be A-ok. Corey’s annoying sometimes, but you’ll always find things to love about him. He’s a dork but he’s your dork

[mxtabolic]

[cobwebsaint]

trying my hand at photo restoration and removing watermarks

if you don’t look too hard at the hand on the wine bottle i think it came out pretty well dsjfgkjdb

[custer-mp3]

[mxtabolic]