#todger

[hurrraaid]

OKAY so it turns out I have over 50 drawings of my various cod ocs (as well as my friends ocs) so I have no idea how to post it all without spamming. So here's just a handful of various comics.

Tadger ( Sgt Brian mcdougall) is my whore of an oc. Todger and Magpie belong to @twilishark

[trexalicious]

No wonder he's so bitterly jealous of 'Big Willy'...🤣

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

Welcome to America Harry: The Prince and the Penis.

"At the chilly North Pole, a silly young codger took a walk in the snow, and froze his wee todger,"

Oh mummy! Oh mummy! He cried with a scream, and from then up on high she appeared with some cream.

My poor little prince, put this on your willy. It will lessen the ache and make it less chilly,"

Harry saying: "But mummy, have you heard about Sir Sigmund Freud?"

Harry mocked again by Jimmy Kimmel with 'Prince and Penis' book

The Duke has become the butt of the joke for late night talk show hosts in the US. Host Jimmy Kimmel savaged the Prince for the second time

[lord-of-khaos]

what characters from the wheel of time call a penis

Rand: dick

Nynaeve: penis

Perrin: member

Moiraine: cock

Mat: prick

Min: dangly thing

Lan: sword

Egwene: willy

Loial: peen

Verin: odd

Thom: skinflute

Elayne: johnson

Gawyn: knob

Lini: todger

[countesscuriosity]

[m-n-v]

The British are so well spoken, I’m putting Elizabeth Arden cream on my todger as we speak.

[tinogiehd]

Harry said far far too much in his book and listening to him read it out in the audiobook is even worse he calls his dick his “todger”

HIS WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[readmarkclippastecollage]

So, Harry casually mentions his todger was frost bitten.

Having ADHD and an internet connection, I find that it is quite rare for someone to freeze off their twig and berries.

You know what’s not rare? Horse penis freezing.

I believe Harry has committed to the most posh, erudite hum brag ever.