#toize talks

[oldcatmander]

friend: quick there's some gw2 shit going down on Tumblr in-

me: *opens internet*

friend: -the asura fandom

me: *closes internet*

[oldcatmander]

some of ya’ll worried about mounts in the labyrinth but idc, i’m over here still crying tears of blood over the loss of the lootstick

[oldcatmander]

more money makin’

heyyy since that new reddit post for making gold was going on yesterday (and will continue to go around, i imagine) i figured i’d share some of my gold making tips and resources that weren’t mentioned in that guide!

these are grindy, BUUUUUUT i have included this super cool thing that will make grinding much more fun. i mean, if it can be fun. you’ll see.

okay so first of all, here’s this cool link with a guide that was linked to me a hot minute ago. its got guides for the best farms in the game. DO NOT BE ALARMED, “exploitation” is the name of the guild. there is no exploiting involved in this guide.

also i should note: part of the guide says to open chests and bags on level 50-55 characters but this is a little....uhhhh....idk about that. above level 53 you start getting mithril from salvaging armor which is when your profits begin to PLUMMET. 49-53 is generally the sweet spot (assuming prices are normal) if you can’t dedicate multiple characters to multiple level ranges.

now, if you’re the sort of person that thinks farming is MIND NUMBINGLY BORING, BOY DO I HAVE THE THING 4 U

it is called OnTopReplica and you can get it here or here when the former website finally shuts down. ITS REALLY EASY TO USE. if you are not blessed with duel monitors (or even if you are but want what you’re watching much closer to the gw2 screen), this will let you watch anything on top of your gw2 screen (or on top of any screen). you can select any tab, select what area you want, and GO. its great for watching youtube or netflix or w/e. i personally use it to watch kpop videos bc i’m kpop garbage.

it looks like dis. can be changed to any size and shape and put anywhere on the screen. i think you need to be in window or fullscreen window tho. idr.

BUT YE THATS ALL I GOT. GO OUT AND FARM FAM. JOIN ME IN THE SILVERWASTES AND NEVER LEAVE.

[catmander]

i’m starting to wvw again but i don’t get out of work until AFTER wvw reset...bro getting into ebg makes me cry the queue my god

[catmander]

woof tryna get gifs on your healing character in a place with mobs sucks pls stop hitting me i do NO DMAGE juts stay dad thank

[oldcatmander]

What do you main in gw2???

right now i’m maining scourge! but i’ve mained other things in the past (most recently tempest)

[oldcatmander]

So what would tiny Tataroo make a public scene about?

i think the obvious answer would be a public scene verbally attacking anyone who bothered her little brother, since we’ve talked about her and her brother a bit in guild chat. the less obvious answer would probably be: literally any disagreement with her parents might cause a teenage tantrum even in a public setting. she is 15 and hates to be told what to do even by her parents, and if she feels strongly enough about it, she’ll get in a semi-shouting match with her parents in the middle of a crowded street, if that means getting her way.

[oldcatmander]

Victos: What was the best thing in your character’s life? What was the worst thing in your character’s life?

Ky: What is your character reluctant to tell people? What is your character afraid of?            ____i combined ya two asks~ victos! i think the worst thing in his life right now is that his best friend is presumed missing/dead. he is having a hard time dealing with the uncertainty, and feels guilty that he is not still out in the jungle looking for him. THE BEST THING is that he has made a bunch of new friends in a guild. he spotted the ruins of what would be their new guild hall when they gave him a ride on their airship. hehelped them clear it out and they are buds now and he joined the guild!ky is scared to tell people that she has witnessed the group of bandits she associates with kill many innocent people, but she still works with them regardless. she is very afraid of having to come to depend on anyone. in her early life she was entirely dependent on a caregiver and suffered hardships she couldn’t escape from, so now she is determined to be 100% autonomous, whatever the cost