“the fuck happened to you?”
"i’m mad toji. i’m so freaking mad."
you storm over ripping his phone out of his hand, and launch it across the room. then you climb him like a tree, both hands immediately slam onto his tits.
“these are mine,” you growl, squeezing so hard your fingers sink into the soft muscle. “mine to fix my shitty day.”
toji barks out a laugh, deep and stupidly hot. “damn, baby went feral. go ahead, they’re stress toys today.”
you shove his shirt up the rest of the way (not that there was much shirt) and bury your face between his pecs, motorboating him like your life depends on it. the brrr sound echoes in the living room. toji’s chest rumbles with laughter, you're always so silly to him.
“holy shit you’re actually doing it— oi, easy on the left one, that’s my good tit—”
you bite the right one in retaliation. like hard hard.
“OW— fuck, okay, both tits are good tits, jesus christ woman.”
you’re already grinding down on the massive bulge in his sweats. one hand stays glued to his left pec, pinching and rolling the nipple while your mouth sucks marks all over the right like you’re trying to give him hickeys on his man boobs.
toji’s trying so hard to act unbothered but his dick is rock hard and leaking through the fabric.
“you’re ridiculous,” he snorts, “coming home just to use your husband as a titty stress ball. what kinda crackhead shit—”
you sit up, slap both his pecs so they jiggle (and they do beautifully), and glare down at him.
“shut the fuck up and let me cope.”
then you dive back in, sucking his nipple like it’s a fucking pacifier while you dry hump him.
toji throws his head back, laughing even as he groans, one huge hand palming your ass to help you grind harder.
“yeah yeah, cope harder, baby. milk ‘em if you gotta. they’re insured.”
you pinch both nipples at the same time and twist. his laugh turns into a choked moan.
“fuck— okay okay you win, use me till you’re not mad anymore.”
you’re definitely not mad anymore.
you’re just horny on main and your husband’s ridiculous chest is the best medicine known to man.

















