I don’t really understand why some people think Cartman would struggle with internalised homophobia/be in the closet.
I mean, it’s literally canon that when he thought he was ginger, his very strong opinions did a 180 and he started a pro-ginger organisation.
Plus, we know from episodes like Tweek x Craig and Cartman Finds Love that Cartman a) is not actually homophobic and b) has no problem with people thinking he’s gay, so why would that change if he actually was?
If Cartman actually did turn out to be gay/bi, I think he would turn into the loudest and proudest LGBTQ+ activist the world has ever seen. This boy can do speeches. He can lead organisations. He can negotiate to get his way.
Gay Cartman would start an LGBTQ+ revolution and you cannot change my mind.
