[22:14] kate: alice always wakes up from nights out with her sisters with a strong sense of regret
[22:14] martha: so quiet
[22:14] martha: his head is throbbing
[22:14] kate: haha
[22:14] martha: hahaa
[22:14] kate: oh god
[22:14] kate: she so comes home one night
[22:14] kate: or to his placr
[22:14] kate: just drunk out of her mind
[22:14] kate: hahaha
[22:15] martha: yessss
[22:15] kate: and then feels so awful about it
[22:15] martha: awww
[22:15] martha: he, somehow, still finds her endearing
[22:15] kate: hahah
[22:15] kate: she's like
[22:15] kate: the kind of person who gets drun
[22:15] kate: k
[22:15] kate: and gets the hiccups
[22:15] kate: and flushes red
[22:15] martha: awww
[22:15] martha: hahaha
[22:15] kate: more so than usual!
[22:16] martha: AAAHHHH SO MUCH RED
[22:16] kate: haha
[22:16] kate: she knocks
[22:16] kate: it's like 1 am
[22:16] martha: he answers the door
[22:16] martha: he was just about to go to bed
[22:16] kate: "oh heyyyyyy"
[22:16] martha: "hey, i thought you were hanging out with your sisters tonight"
[22:17] kate: "olivia had to goooo and penelope is kind of a bitch when she's drunk sooooo"
[22:17] kate: "here i am."
[22:17] kate: hiccup
[22:17] martha: he laughs and smiles
[22:17] martha: "come on in"
[22:17] martha: steps aside
[22:18] kate: "thank you"
[22:18] kate: she's wearing like
[22:18] kate: the closest thing to club clothes she owns
[22:19] kate: which isn't very close
[22:19] kate: but
[22:19] kate: hahaha
[22:19] kate: there are sparkles
[22:21] kate: and like, sandals
[22:22] kate: "can i borrow a shirt?" she basically sits down in his front hall and starts taking off her shoes to the best of her abilities
[22:27] kate: and says embarrassing things
[22:34] kate: anyway
[22:36] martha: ahahahaaa
[22:36] martha: he'd give her a shirt and think "no tom, you can't have sex with her right now, that would be taking advantage"
[22:36] kate: haha
[22:38] kate: she says stuff like
[22:38] kate: she looks straight at him, sort of squints and tilts her head to the left
[22:38] kate: "shit, you are seriously the hottest dude i have ever fooled into dating me."
[22:39] martha: "trust me, there was no fooling required"
[22:40] martha: he's kind of blushing
[22:40] kate: awww
[22:40] kate: she enjoys that
[22:40] kate: if she can tell
[22:40] martha: hahahaha
[22:41] kate: "no, but, jesus. seriously. what are you?"
[22:41] martha: "a person?"
[22:41] kate: "way too hot."
[22:41] martha: "thanks?"
[22:41] kate: "yoooooou are welcome."
[22:41] kate: changes into his shirt in front of him
[22:41] kate: haha
[22:41] martha: he's kind of like
[22:42] martha: slack jawed, knows he shouldn't look, still looking
[22:42] kate: hahaha
[22:42] kate: she doesn't mind
[22:43] martha: "okay, how about we get you to sleep?"
[22:43] kate: she sighs a little. "okay."
[22:44] martha: "you don't want to go to bed?"
[22:44] martha: "you don't have to"
[22:44] kate: "i'm just really awake."
[22:44] martha: "okay....well, we could talk?"
[22:44] martha: "watch a movie?"
[22:45] kate: "....make out?"
[22:45] kate: drunk alice is fun alice
[22:45] martha: "you're drunk though"
[22:45] kate: "sooooo"
[22:45] martha: "i just feel like i'd be taking advantage of you"
[22:45] kate: "nope."
[22:46] kate: oh god, the next morning she has a minor freak out when she doesn't immediately recognize her surroundings
[22:46] martha: hahaha
[22:46] kate: "AHHHH WHAT DID I DO"
[22:46] kate: but then she sees tom.
[22:46] kate: and realizes where she is
[22:46] kate: "oh god i'm so fucking stupid"
[22:46] martha: "....hmmm?"
[22:46] martha: just waking up
[22:47] kate: "what did i do last night?"
[22:47] martha: and now i'm just thinking about pablo waking up shirtless
[22:47] kate: pinching the bridge of her nose
[22:47] kate: hahah
[22:47] kate: oh
[22:47] kate: nicde
[22:47] martha: he has a nice body
[22:48] martha: "nothing really, we watched a movie, made out a little, then went to bed"
[22:48] kate: haha
[22:49] martha: (Link: http://www.robertaonthearts.com/images/photos/CarlaandPablo1.JPG)http://www.robertaonthearts.com/images/photos/CarlaandPablo1.JPG
[22:49] kate: "i said stupid stuff, didn't it."
[22:49] kate: didn't i
[22:49] martha: "not really. i don't think so"
[22:49] kate: damn
[22:49] martha: RIGHT?
[22:49] kate: "i remember stupid stuff."
[22:49] kate: haha
[22:49] martha: "you're judging yourself too much"
[22:50] martha: i just realized i said i would skype the next time i was drunk
[22:50] kate: haha
[22:50] kate: oh god
[22:51] kate: it's okay
[22:51] kate: i'll catch you next time
[22:51] martha: hahaha okay, if you say so
[22:51] martha: because i'm cool with doing it now
[22:51] kate: i'm not feeling up to skype tonight
[22:52] martha: hokay, so next time it is
[22:53] kate:
[22:53] martha:
[22:54] martha: WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE NOT IN LOVE WITH PABLO SCHREIBER
[22:54] martha: I SWEAR TO GOD
[22:54] martha: I'VE LOVED HIM SINCE AWAKE AND SING
[22:54] kate: haahaha
[22:54] kate: no clue
[22:54] kate: no clue, bb
[22:54] martha: AND HIS BROTHER SINCE KATE AND LEOPOLD
[22:54] kate: maybe they've never heard of him
[22:54] martha: woah caps
[22:54] martha: ugh, god people GET TO KNOW YOUR HOTTIES
[22:54] kate: hahha
[22:54] martha: i just spelled people like, seven times
[22:54] kate: hahaah
[22:55] kate: "okay, fine. i didn't say dumb stuff." internally she is like YES I DID
[22:55] kate: did i call him way too hot oh god, i said it to his face
[22:55] martha: hahahaha
[22:57] kate: (Link: http://danmeth.com/post/515821721/alankaufman)http://danmeth.com/post/515821721/alankaufman
[22:58] kate: did i say he was the hottest guy i've ever dated jesus christ
[23:00] martha: hahaha
[23:01] martha: i feel like a couple days later, they're at dinner or something
[23:01] martha: and tom just looks at her
[23:01] martha: and it kind of seems like he's staring
[23:01] martha: and he goes
[23:01] martha: "i love you"
[23:01] kate: aw
[23:01] kate: is it bad i feel like it goes one of two ways
[23:01] kate: one is she is drinking something and just
[23:01] kate: chokes
[23:02] martha: AAAAAH JOHN YOU LOOK SO CUUUUUUTE
[23:02] martha: aww
[23:02] kate: hahaha
[23:02] martha: SO CUTE
[23:02] kate: but once she gets it out of her system she's like
[23:02] martha: he'd be like "oh god, are you okay?"
[23:02] kate: "oh." blushing really hard
[23:02] kate: "yeah. really okay." ferocious head nodding
[23:03] martha: ".....okay"
[23:03] kate: "i uhm."
[23:03] martha: noticing she still didn't say it back, he's like "it's cool, it's still early" but also like "ugh, this suuuucks"
[23:03] kate: "i love you, too."
[23:03] kate: so red










