#tongo talks

[tingoesttongo]

yo this grocery store got ethoslab figures

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i know it’s normal, but it’s still a jumpscare every time i’m in the same fishing lobby as Etho on mcci. i feel like i’m seeing a ghost every time.

[tingoesttongo]

WHY IS HE DOING EYE LORE. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WANTS FROM ME. WHY?

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DAY FOURTEEN - “DEEP DARK”

welp. i’m back? YIPPEEEE my procrastination has come to an end! (for now) for “deep dark” i did, of course, a warden! this warden could be many wardens, but i personally think this one is “Pancakes”— one of the wardens on the third floor of Decked Out 2!

@mcytober

[tingoesttongo]

you know how people say that miss grow on the north side of trees? in bdubs’ case, i have a ✨head canon idea!✨ it’s a little lovely, little poetic, little whisps of the poetic nature of “true north.”

the moss on bdubs’ cloak grows towards etho.

GET IT??!?!??!? CAUSE ETHO IS BDUBS’ TRUE NORTH!!! CAUSE THEG ARE SOULMATES (ROOMMATES) I SWEAR. #PROUDETHUBSBELIEVER NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME THAT I AM WRONG MWEHEHEHEHE

[tingoesttongo]

Famous Redstoner Impulsesv kills himself at other famous Redstoner tangoteks funeral live. Gang

trap so bad Famous Redstoner TangoTek had to come back from the dead just to tell Famous Redstoner ImpulseSV how much it sucked. impy really proved his red stone prowess. tango did unfortunately die before he got to prove his red stone prowess.

[tingoesttongo]

has anyone else thought about how incredibly angst-ridden it is that tango refused to kill impulse for the boogeyman curse, EVEN when he offered??? like, go back to Last Life, when tango was just used as a “free life machine” for BEST. tango didn’t want to do to impulse what was done to him. tango wasn’t gonna exploit his teammates, or even try. i’m a really so normal about the parallels between past life and other seasons of the life series… so normal. yep. that’s me! 👍

exscuse me while i go sob in the corner about this and watch all of Famous Redstoner ImpulseSV’s videos again. it’s the closest i can get to Famous Redstoner TangoTek after his Extremely Tragic Demise. *sob*

[tingoesttongo]

I AM NOT CALM. I AM SO NOT CALM IN FACT I AM THE LEAST CALM. SOME MIGHT SAY THE UNCALMEST EVER. AHHHHHH-

*deep breath*

Ummm.. hey Grian? I am going to crash out severely. I am going to lose my marbles so violently and horrifically that it is going to register as a level five earthquake on the Richter Scale. Hey Grian? ❤️ This is my formal petition to have you personally send me an apology letter. How am I supposed to sleep at night under these conditions? Because I won’t. I will lay awake all night theorizing so hard you might as will call me MatPat. Grian Minecraft. Count your days.