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This is my most cursed photo, taken earlier in the year when shaving for my sister’s wedding. It will never be recreated.

#me #selfie #gpoy #ya boi’s got reflective skin #too white to function

Tonight on WhyFionaWhy

Ordered two pints of ice cream, a half-gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs on GrubHub bc it’s cold outside and I don’t wanna leave my makeshift blanket fort. Received text that my order had been canceled. Full of sadness, I went back on GrubHub, ordered another pint of ice cream, Raisinets, a KitKat bar, and another half-gallon of milk (the other store didn’t have eggs) from a different vendor.

Received call literally moments after I placed my second order: first guy with my order has arrived. I now have two pints of ice cream chilling in the freezer and am prepping to make an amazing omelet.

Am also waiting for my third pint of ice cream to arrive, apparently.

I mean, I could cancel my second order; but somehow, that just doesn’t seem... right.

#this is the most first world problem of all first world problems #too white to function #this is what happens when i conduct unsupervised grubhubbing #i should be fiscally responsible and walk the three blocks to the grocery store and just eat a thing of ramen #BUT NAH #nightblogging #shitposting #whyfionawhy #nonsense

getting an iphone 5c on friday, its about time, i've has the same 4s for almost 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!

#iphone #apple #iphone 5c #too white to function

just threw my back out during a bedroom hip hop dance performance of 'clique'

#too white to function

fuck ya'll niggas

#me #miley cyrus #too white to function

I got asked today AGAIN "why are you so white?" I can't even keep up with how many times I've been asked that. But it's like hmmm maybe if I knew the answer to that question I wouldn't be so damn WHITE They're like well haven't you been out at the pool this summer? And I'm like yeah, this is my tan... Next time people are like why aren't you tan I'm gonna be like I'm porcelain and feel all cool.

#white #too white to function #not tan #porcelain

Friends

One of my best friends...

See she's called Sophie, and last night, (And yes. This is one of those lame moments where I make a Tumblr post about how proud I am of myself.) I realised she was so white, in both appearance and mentality, that she should be called Snophie.

That is all I have to say.

Was truly proud.

Still am.

~StrawberryCookieBrain

#friends #too white to function #sophie #best friends

Trying to be more black.

There are only so many phrases I know and trying to figure out how to be more black is too difficult...

Being the lazy person I am, I wonder if I have any effort.

"Bitch, swerve."

"Go back to Pacific Avenue!"

"Nigga, please."

~ StrawberryCookieBrain

#nigguh #black #too white to function

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