Apr 24, 2018
After an exhaustive investigation, and with the help of the DOJ, Special Council #Mueller, and INTERPOL, we finally nailed the kingpin of an internationally renowned gang of ground-feeders, who personally profited from pillaging local resources without any concern for national allegiance, or responsibility. Once captured, we just continued to watch him eat. #junco#junkbonds#toosmalltojail#toocutetofail#natures.