[ID: A glitched pic featuring two cartoon skulls making out over a black background. One of them has an afro but it’s also a sunflower bulb. Her afro pick is actually a little garden shovel. The other skull is a rose. Their stems tangle around one another in a sensual loop of infinity. Little bees buzz about them both. Halos glow above them. The rest of the picture is taken up by red, white, & blue text - it reads:
“no nations - only Earth! no dreams - only Passions! no sovereigns - only Lovers!
Home will only Grow Within & Between -
Sacred & Shivering we will Breathe each other
Holy” (The word holy is in gold ~ & it glows green).]
[ID: A glitched cartoon. The side of a well kept suburban house. Fake red shutters; blue stone foundation; white walls. A giant blue eye stairs out of the window - blonde hair flapping all around. The blue eye looks fearful; bloodshot; strained. The title reads ‘LAND OF THE FREE; HOME OF THE BRAVE’]
[ID: A comic strip with three thin horizontal panels stacked atop each other. The first is slightly glitched & contains the strip’s title: ‘The Mood’. A half naked girl sits atop a bed looking out a long window. The alarm clock beside the bed reads 6:24. Outside the window rises a skyline. It’s on fire. The girl’s speech bubble reads: “Oh yeah…”. The next panel is even more glitched - & its border is light orange & a bit wobbly. The alarm clock reads 6:27. The fire outside has grown. It now licks the window before the girl. She hasn’t moved. She says: “Someone should really do SOMETHING about all this!” The third panel has an incredibly wobbly red border. The picture is glitched to the max. The girl hasn’t moved an inch. The fire is all over her room now - the bed - the clock - herself! Smoke clouds hover above her head. The clock reads 6:30. The girl says nothing.]
[ID: A glitched cartoon. At the top reads ‘Prelude to Imperial Autumn’ in old VHS-type font. It’s a night scene - the stars are out. An overly elaborate lamp post (imagine a hybrid between Ancient Greek/Romanesque & Art Nouveau architectural tendencies) lights up a brown girl - dark hair blowing in the wind with multicolored leaves & a red, white, & blue scarf. She wears blue jeans & ugg-ish boots. Bushes rise up all around her. Before her on the uneven sidewalk sits a blue news stand. The newspaper on display reads ‘Oh [POOP EMOJI]’ prominently.]
[ID: A glitched pic with two panels. The first of which depicts a brain & spine - alight. The text box below reads ‘torch your sovereigns’ - the next panel depicts the earth - the continent of Africa turned towards the viewer. A gigantic tree with glowing red apples grows over the entire globe. The text box below reads ‘live in full bloom’]
I changed the name of my lil glitched comix verse project to 'Toonfoolzoo' - here are the first three entries..
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[ID: An aggressively glitched pic of a cartoon blonde girl in a navy blue turtleneck; pink highlights in her hair - looking up (profile view) into a riotous, pinkish ~ abstract ~ sunrise]
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[ID: An office. On the wall is a poster in the style of the ‘08 Obama campaign’s ‘Hope’ propaganda - only a roaring skeleton of a T-Rex wears the suit - with a lapel in the form of the $ sign. Instead of ‘Hope,’ the poster reads ‘Produce.’
In the room underneath the poster sits a line of cramped cubicles. They all have a tropical-style potted plant, a desk, & a trash can full of crumpled papers. On every desk rises a pile of unruly papers, a stress ball, an old chunky computer (with sticky notes littering the screen), & a bonsai tree. Behind the desk to the right sits a triceratops in a button down & tie, hands over his head.
Out a large window to the right flies an asteroid through a bright blue sky. There’s a brontosaurus in a button down, tie, & suspenders - looking out the window - watching the asteroid with a bemused smile on his face. A thought bubble reads: “OH, THANK GOD.”]
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[ID: A heavily glitched cartoon image of some greek-type pillars & red theater curtains framing a winged old school TV with a rainbow of wires fluttering above a sea of stars & below a brown elf girl with green hair in a white dress with ermine frills & boob windows resembling the play buttons on a remote (speaking of remotes - she holds a blade with remote buttons running along its length - coiled around the blade is a barbed rose root with green leaves. The elf girl’s left eye is covered by a curtain of her hair, while her right eye is completely green. Above her head is a star-type thing glowing blue. All else glows green.]
