#tootrue

[dutifullyloudmilkshake]

I feel a little bit called out.

[bikingbed]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a cactus? No? Well maybe you haven’t met the right cactus yet

David J Bradley

[hellohello-kittykitty]

“Yes Allison is really a handful, you need to have a paci at hand and babas ready all the time. If she gets too restless check her diaper.” ~@andannieh

👋🤪😋🤪👋

[cy-bottic24]

I feel this with a passion #meme #dankmemes #memes #tootrue https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ZFw-6lhMM/?igshid=1o92ofv2jn9wv

[witchymoonlight]

Me & you when we play Carly

[queendragonmd]

Lol why is this so true!?

[morganjennifer1]

I didn’t think growing up with7 siblings would have been as traumatic as it turned out to be.

Every time I go to the fridge now I wonder, “who is going to kill me if I eat this?”

I live alone.

[haleyford618]

Asked my mom if we could put up the Halloween stuff and she no and I asked why and her answer was, "honey, it's July..." I replied "so?" Then she laughed and said plainly "no." Then leaving me to cry in my room.