#top bts

[puthywet]

My 10 year old sister: Do you think BTS are virgins?

Me: *chokes* Why do you ask that?

10 yr old sis: I don't know. Are they?

Me: *thinks about all that fanfic, imagines and nsfw pictures I've seen*

Me: Maybe. I don't know...

*cough* notheylovedatyoonbooty

Sister: what?

Me: nothing

[puthywet]

Yoongi is cute 💖

Why some ask?

I can answer that.

Because his whole aura just is surrounded by KAWAII kitties and gay rainbow vibes with magical cloud of min holly surrounding him anywhere he goes.

Even if he dresses in all black, he still wants to hold hands and probably wants to hug the rest of the group while smiling for the rest of his cute 💖 life, and sleep, of course.

In conclusion, Yoongi is a tiny adorable lil human that wants love and affection but sometimes does my know how to ask.

Min Yoongi is a cute lil kitten that steals KAWAII hearts 🐱🐱🐱💖💖

And then, he makes ARMY cry because of his CUTENESS. 😢😭👊

[puthywet]

Sure Yoongi

Yoongi: Ay man. I'm such a top, like, I'm the ultimate dom. I'm daddy as fuck, bend over.

Yoongi's guardian: HAH, bitch u thought *laughs hysterically*

Yoongi: I- I am a top *pouts*

Yoongi's guardian: *wipes tears of laughter* Oh my god.... Too funny

Yoongi: I-I have- I mean- I am a d-daddy *crosses arms and blushes*

Yoongi's guardian: *drops dead from laughter*